Welp John really hopes none of the number club members or whatever did this thing. He'd be utterly furious because, holy shit, people, why would you ever think that was a good idea?

Looks like another post might be in order haha I just did one asjhdgfsdh.

He'll... actually seriously consider finding out who did it? Because it's not okay. But then he also wouldn't want to cast suspicion on himself by being all nosy and. Stuff. But it. Could be a thing?? /squints