Wheatley is currently working on some stuff to stall the cops, if you're at all interested in that. I just put in an inquiry for effectiveness/consequences, so relevant parties can know what they may or may not be getting into! If it turns out there are going to be huge consequences, I am totally willing to have Wheatley take the brunt of them, so there is that also.

Aside from that, Wheatley has never experienced an earthquake in his entire life so everything is terrible. Maybe he will get mugged. WHO KNOWS I AM PRETTY MUCH GAME FOR ANYTHING.