+1 rich artist bastard secretly an emo elf

[bythewaves]

/slides in here hi hi I'm Bookworm or Tea, and I come to you with Liam Benedict's father, the eccentric filthy rich artist and almost hippy Arnold Benedict... who was, in a past life, one Makalaure "Maglor" Canafinwe, the second of Feanor's infamous seven sons... who er. may have killed just about all Legolas' senior relatives.

Y E P.

Far too much information about Mags is available on his app, if anyone feels like wading through loads and loads of information, but basically Mags is the Emoest elf you ever met - he was emo before you humans thought it was cool. Arnold on the other hand... is about the happiest person you will ever meet. Also ditzy. But he loves his family a lot (some things don't change) and is here basically to make sure Liam doesn't kill himself. yes.

I hate doing intros.

I can be PM'd on Mags' account or reach me on plurk at bookwormfaith

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DAD! Totally already thinking of calling him "Ada" at some point

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE I COULD BE DYING.

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lol and that will echo back elrond and elros, if he does XD

NO SON DONT DIE OR YOUR MOTHER WILL KILL ME. AND THEN RESURRECT YOU SO SHE CAN KILL YOU.

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WHOOPS

THAT IS TRUE. I will do my best dad but no promises the doc is looking so worried rn

The one thing that is scarier to Liam than possible deadly bird flu: Mom's wrath and ruin.

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HE WILL CRY

D=

Don't die son, dad is coming.

Mom is very scary when angry yep

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/clings to dad /gets germs all over

Y E P

[bythewaves]

/gets sick

/soldiers on for son's sake

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...sorry dad. At least you eat right and aren't anemic?

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/pets son

ANYTHING FOR YOU

/coughing fit

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whoops. much love though.

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<3 <3 <3

[scarlet_devil]

So, what's the chances he's met this rich kid, even in passing?

[espigeonage]

Awesome. ^_^ Julien is now an enormous bird, so it's probably good he got that echo already.

...now I gotta wonder if he'd know Julien's dad, a high society complete charming asshole. lol, not that it'd likely come into play.

[bythewaves]

LOL well, if Emi is at all fond of art... *entirely possible*

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burd~

Arnold is gonna want to hug and pet him all the time, you realise this yes

[espigeonage]

He is not an animal!! Stop it!

[bythewaves]

but soft D=

[espigeonage]

nooooo

/hides in like two feet of fluff

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/goes all starry eyed

OH GOSH SO CUTE MUST PAINT

[espigeonage]

Entire gallery of cute fluffy birds incoming. you better feed the Julien for that.

[bythewaves]

if he feeds him can he have pettins

[espigeonage]

...how much dough is in the feeding.

[bythewaves]

10% commission on every piece sold.

[espigeonage]

lemme check your prices and popularity...

extend that to prints and bump it to 12%, plus a one-time downpayment, and that unlocks the option to take naps with him. No more than one a week, they do not carry over.

alternately just get him drunk.

[bythewaves]

Arnold says sure man why not. AND he will get you drunk as well =D

[espigeonage]

yes, the drinking will help with the humiliation.

very well, you can pet this.

[bythewaves]

yes good feathers /HUGS BURD

[espigeonage]

Happy(?) ending.

[bythewaves]

hugsssssssssss

[disdainfully]

I told you I'd make this!

Also the Arkenstone is buried somewhere in this apartment, just in case you ever want Mags to run into it |D Not that Thorir knows about it.