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Gooooood morning/afternoon/evening/other time period of your choice, friends!

My name is Nao, and I'll be playing your friendly neighborhood medical examminer, Dr. Jade Balfour. If 'friendly' here means 'deeply unsettling'. Really, if you work at the police station and have ever argued with him you have proooooobably found organs in jars in, around, or on your desk. He's a cheerfully sarcastic jerk who happens to be excellent at his job and seems to enjoy autopsies just a biiiiit too much. Jade doesn't seem all that malicious, but who the hell knows?

In other words, I'll be joining you as Jade Curtiss from Tales of the Abyss and in advance I'd like to say I am so sorry for him. He's a colonel with the military also known as the 'Necromancer' that fights with a spear and ridiculous levels of magic. Oh, and like all Tales characters he has a supremely screwed up past.

Can't wait to play with you all~ My plurk is over yonder and my AIM is f0xh0undvix3n for any and all possible plotting purposes.

ETA because I forgot: Jade's kind of keeping to himself, but anybody involved with the police station/would interact with a medical examiner is totally okay with me for preexisting CR. So come talk to me and lemme know <3

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~~i have an extreme lancer and/or waver bias i know all about this feeling~~

oh man you know i actually have a long standing ~~creepy~~ mild obsession with cam clarke's glorious voice but MAN i could not bring myself to get his ending in the million times i played

Waver is such a precious child, him and Rider honestly bring a tear to my eye.

I didn't know. I was young. I HAD. NO IDEA.

get the Kratos ending, THEY SAID.

it's the easiest one to get, THEY SAID.

Middle school me was not ready for this level of tragedy. I kept thinking Zelos was gonna show up and do the thing where he's like "psyche! I was helping you guys all along!" but then he.... didn't...........

~~i still cry a lot over waver and rider okay...~~

oh my god luckily i was warned ahead of time by a friend that knew i'd have gone ballistic if i did that accidentally

(it wouldn't have been pretty, i tend to only keep one save file in RPGs)

luckily high school nao averted all horrific tragedy and didn't literally explode all over her gamecube

~~I finished the series last night. There were tears.~~

I was so numb I think that's what finally made me put the game down. A line must be drawn. I may love Kratos, but nothing is worth that. I just couldn't believe like... Every single ending is like 90% the same BUT THEN THE KRATOS ENDING it's like the bad ending to a visual novel; everything is tears from then on and nothing is ok.

~~this is the part where i tell you waver turns into a total badass roundabout f/sn era~~

I think when I first played I somehow wound up with Presea having the highest affection, so I was enormously confused when someone told me Colette was the one that was supposed to get possessed that one time. ~~babby nao wasn't aware of the concept of affection levels and/or dating sims oops~~

~~Good yes Waver, grow up to be a fine older gent and become that dude we saw in Rider's army.~~

I remember I didn't know the first time either, but I think I had the highest affection with Kratos so I ended up getting Colette at the end anyway, which made no sense to me. Then after that I purposely made sure never to get Colette again, I would purposely check the fortune teller to make sure she wasn't completely in love with me. I'm sorry Colette, I'm sure I'd appreciate you more now, but back then... I was all about Sheena and Raine and Zelos

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