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[honestopinion]

Yo!! OOC intro okay, finally.

So-

My name’s church, I’m going to be playing this little shit right here. His name is Jamie and just turned 13 and much like you where when you where 13 (don’t lie) he’s a massive weeaboo pizza-faced loser.

Sorta-

You see, if there could be a king of losers you’d have Jamie—and hell you’d have Jean too. Jamie is the reincarnation of Jean Killsand Kirschtein from that one anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki whatever you know the drill. I have his app, it’s over here --> cute little heart. Things you’d need to know include ah- well.. He’s thirteen so I’d rather not get him into anything sexual or incredible violent unless we talk about it first, I got my plurk at the bottom for that or if you really needed to you can massage his journal. It’s not like I don’t get those just like tags. Does anyone even read the "what you need to know about X" part of the OOC?

Speaking of tags expect most of mind during the week around 12pm – 7 am EST. Over doing my actual work I sit my ass over the computer and do tags. Weekends are fifty – fifty, when I have money I like to spend it with my lady. Overall I could see why I couldn’t plot with literally anyone he likes anime and video games but only the Japanese kind, you American trash.

…If for some odd reason you’re offended by all the U-S-A! U-S-A! shit talk you can simple massage me or contact me I’ll keep him away from you. PLURKS OVER HERE: mrsjesus

Comments

[toobig]

wow look @ this loser wow get out of here

jamie can sass bertholdt fovever and he'll just sweat on him

[honestopinion]

what kinda adjective is 'jiggy' anyway? What are you, 30?

[toobig]

[shortspoken]

HELLO OMG I'm Louise and I play Shortie McLineface Ellie! Who used to be Annie but is now a tiny lil security guard with the finest nose in all the land. I also play Octavia (drama8om8), who used to be Vriska from Homestuck but is now the fujoshi from the test drive meme A SOPHISTICATED LADY WITH FANTASTIC HAIR.

Welcome to the game!

[honestopinion]

It's nice to finally meet you Louise, thanks for always being nice to my girlfriend nor btw. She’s had a lot of fun here so I’m going to try too I-If I can keep up…

If my voice with Jamie is ever shaky forgive me I’m workin’ on it!! I roleplay Jean plenty so I should be able to adapt. :>>

[eras]

Hi! I'm Lucy with two! The first Aradia Megido from Homestuck, reincarnated as Aria Megido. She's a fairly cheerful and friendly girl who likes history and a variety of nerdy things, and she lives with her sister in Japantown. She's 16 and therefore a high school student, though she also works part-time at her grandmother's antique shop (also in Japantown) and does occasional babysitting gigs.

The second is Toph Beifong from Avatar, reincarnated as Sophie Bai, 13-year-old middle school student. She's sort of blunt and snarky still, but also is more polite and willing to work with people/ask for help in her current incarnation, partly because her family support system is a lot more awesome and less overprotective. She's still blind, and has a cane and a lack of seeing feet at the moment.

[honestopinion]

Hi Lucy nice to meet you~

13 you say? Jamie would be new to her middle school then, cute.

[eras]

YES, SOMEONE HER AGE. she needs more of those she has like...two? two friends her age. :T

[wirsinddiejager]

HELLO I'm Aave and I play this guy who unlike some does not have a horseface.

WELCOME TO THE GAME OMG

[honestopinion]

That's a good one, babyfuck but you still haven't found me. Guess you aren't a hunter at all, are you? Ha Ha- nerd!! (It's nice to be here~)

[scramasax]

Hello and welcome, church~!

i'm Blue and I play... two characters from American canons. 8| Namely Anthony from Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, former messenger boy under Charlemagne turned zombie, now sixteen-year-old uptight and moralistic also-zombie; and Rarity the unicorn fashion mogul from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, now a talking pet pony named Cinderella.

I shall look forward to seeing you about and wish you a fantastic time here!

[honestopinion]

Ahahha- I couldn't see how anyone would be offended by it but you never know with that kinda thing. Hell, I've seen people get upset over little tiny things so!!

Jamie's a little shit american too so it's all good, also whow Eternal Darkness didn't think I'd hear that new. Those canadians make some good games I tell you what. Raritiy's my queen.

Thanks!

[icy_heavens]

Hello and welcome to the insanity, Charuch! I'm Misty, and I play Toushirou Hitsugaya from Bleach who's gone from a child prodigy shinigami captain to a kinda bratty 11-year-old (12 in December, yay!) who managed to do some grade-skipping and is only a year behind Jamie in school.

[honestopinion]

Another small child, yes good. Just like any middle schooler that's one grade ahead he'll think he's above you 'little underclassmen.' Jamie's a smart kid but no where near prodigy age, feel free to outsmart his little ass.

[enrages]

ohmigosh babynerdjean, this is wonderful. hi, i'm linda, and i play karkat vantas/karson valenti, who is a disgruntled highschool pizza delivery boy. if you ever wanna chat or plot, you can find me on plurk @ superfluously!

can't wait to play with you <3

[honestopinion]

;PPPPP I've heard about the Karkat @ savetheearth "omg i can't wa8 for jamie to meet karson lol!!!!" along those lines ahaha!

-and right back at ya!! I'm excited to be here and meet you all <3

[schild]

/gently pulls jamie close and whispers

nerd.

:') ilu I'm so excited

[toobig]

dont b mean ryaner

[honestopinion]

dont b mean reindeer

:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,) thank

[erenplz]

oh my god he's a weeaboo

i can't stop laughing

[honestopinion]

What better way to impersonate a modern Jean than to capture the spirit of the biggest weeaboo, opinionated, child that only to grow into what lurks deep on the internet to stay away from the casual scum?

ahah- at least I think so. I can't see Jean living without a struggle.

[neopianangst]

THIS IS A LATE HELLO please take my funniest icon as a welcome

hi I'm Gingey and I'm too lazy to log into her account but I play Sasha(hello new castmate!!!) and also this crying robot kid and I look forward to tagging your nerd

[honestopinion]

Good, I'm taking in all this second hand embarrassment while writing him I'd be honored if anyone feels it as well. It'll b grand. Yes, hello castmate!!

OH AND shinji, wouldn't you love to sit down and take about Jamie favorite mecha anime with him? it's really cool and mature you don't understand, only adults get the dept behind his favorite anime. it's cool because it's old and depression. (wow this kid would have been born in 2000 he makes me feel old as well w00w)

[gogoghostpowers]

I AM ALSO A LATE HELLO, HI THERE

I'm Lisa, and I play Danny here from Danny Phantom, who is reincarnated as some dork with conspiracy theorist rollercoaster parents and an inability to keep his pants up!

Also I'm here to say that I've been reading Jamie's intro post and it is so perfect at making me want to hide in a hole of secondhand embarrassment for this kid hahahaha jesus christ you have a gift. This is the worst thing to be the best at.

[honestopinion]

omg hello late hello are still just as special don't fret!

Ehehe, but anyway nice to meet ya Lisa! I've seen Danny around when I was checking out the comm, I love your posts with him I think you do a great job! I hope I have a lot of fun with Jamie too~

Also, I feel like I've made a victory than, someone feels the secondhand embarrassment of a young weeb child deep within their soul upon reading that glob of text. Exilant. Just have to channel my inner weeaboo, call it and speak to it and cradle it into text.