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[shotguncarnage]

Well hello, this is Myf with her second character.

I present, dun dun dun, Miles Lewis, bodyguard to some dude called Varric (you might have heard of him), works part-time at the mall as a rent-a-cop to cover the boydguard thing from his mother, graduated from LCU on a football scholarship about fifteen years ago.

Unbenknownst to all, especially him, his preincarnation was one Urdnot Wrex, Krogan Battlemaster and leader of clan Urdnot, lover of heavy weaponry and a well-placed grenade.

Anyone keeping tabs on Varris knows Miles started popping up in the guy's retinue about five months back. Guy's got a clean record, though.

Except for when he headbutted a dude at the mall a couple of months ago. Besides that.

Comments

[skycutter]

Okay i feel obligated to reply because.

Miles and Miles. One's a little science geek and the other's a big badass athlete. /hysterical laughter

[shotguncarnage]

Might need a scene with one on the other's shoulders tbh

[skycutter]

YES PLZ that'd be cute

[wingsister]

now all we need is miles vorkosigan except i don't know who the fuck could actually pull him off

[skycutter]

anyone who could pull him off is a hero

[shotguncarnage]

I don't know who that is but I'll take your word for it!

[centurian]

Well if it isn't my favourite past life frenemy.

I am so excited for Wrex you have no idea alskdjfalskd. :')

[shotguncarnage]

That's what you say, anyway.

Oh man I hope we get that Shepard and Tali soon *grabby hands*

[centurian]

All the Normandy crew. :'|

AND HOPEFULLY THE REST OF THEM AREN'T INVOLVED IN ILLEGAL SHIT THERE, SIR.

[shotguncarnage]

And a Legion and a Kaidan and Ashley and an Anderson (hearts hearts hearts) and a Liara

[shotguncarnage]

Also HE HIMSELF IS DOING NOTHING ILLEGAL, YOUNG MAN.

You best cool your heels before you get yourself into some real trouble!

[shotguncarnage]

lol I was rereading your stuff and I just noticed that you have male Shep specified and I have female Shep specified. 8)

[centurian]

Oh no do I? I was actually trying to avoid mentioning specifically WHAT Shepard's sex was just in case a dudeshep apped but I did write it with a femshep in mind. D:

[shotguncarnage]

I think I might have misread something, then! I just woke up. I do notice you used "they" a lot so it was probably me mistaking a Garrus mention.

[part_time_overlord]

Wrex.

[shotguncarnage]

Sadao.

[ursoreckless]

All I can imagine is that if Shou runs into Varric, he is so gonna be this tiny Asian guy next to Miles. Which puts in mind this one show I watched in which G went out walking with these huge bodyguards and he would stop and go off and these big guys will try to flank him and then he made them go fishing with him.

[shotguncarnage]

Hahahahaha.

Yes, Miles could probably be convinced to go do something harmless. He'd just be like "shit son you're tiny."

[ursoreckless]

XD Shou does work out so he isn't like without some muscle mass... He is just Asian and small that way.

[synonymouswithdookie]

i am so

so

so happy right now

[shotguncarnage]

♥

[testsonseashells]

YES YOU MADE IT GOOD JOB.

[shotguncarnage]

YES THANK YOU IT IS DONE.

[italktofish]

So I can offer you two OUTRAGEOUS options for pre-existing mall cop CR.

- So there was this lunatic who went diving into a mall fountain and got bailed out by a cop

OR

- Hey, it's the guy who got way too into his role as a mall Santa this past Christmas!

Either option would be awesome, really. :D

[shotguncarnage]

I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE BOTH.

[italktofish]

Only reason would be that this stuff happened at two different malls, but hey, BOTH WORKS TOO somehow. 8D

[flamberge]

I am SO excited to see Wrex here, you have no idea.

Btw the cop who bailed out the guy who dove into the fountain aka Arthur was Karl here if that could have some potential cr effects?

[shotguncarnage]

Mmmyes I am willing to extend the circle of CR if Aidra is cool with that? One to yank him out, the other to book him? :p

[publicity]

I am so excited to see Wrex here omfg

This is an amazing reincarnation!!