hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you
Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.
here, his name is
Karson Kathleen Valenti,
or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application
HERE.
and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at
Pb2Ag @ AIM or
superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!