+1 tea party republican

[enrages]

hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.

here, his name is Karson Kathleen Valenti, or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application HERE.

and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at Pb2Ag @ AIM or superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!

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[testsonseashells]

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO.

Karkat Vantas.

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO.

In all seriousness, nice to meet you. I'm G-man, and I play Mordin Solus of Mass Effect fame.

[enrages]

oh my god that fucking song random offshoot story involving the original of that song-- when i was in botswana for the world debate championship a few years ago, they had this song on repeat for six days in a row and it has been ingrained deep in my psyche

but yes, lovely to meet you!!! i never got very far in mass effect, unfortunately. the most i remember was trying to drive that fucking car thing and failing miserably at it. but knowing the characters and the series, i can already tell mordin's going to be fun to play with <3

[reapsthewind]

wow what a loser

[enrages]

ohmigosh r u d e

all teals leave this place and never return

[reapsthewind]

noep

[thepiisatruth]

Lovely to meet you, too!

I'm Blue, and I play zombie messenger boy Anthony from Eternal Darkness, unicorn fashion designer Rarity from My Little Pony, and mad mathematical megalomaniac Sho Minamimoto from The World Ends With You; reincarnated respectively to be at present a naïve but strait-laced high school student to whom past life's zombification is catching up, a family pet pony named Cinderella, and a gleefully underachieving delinquent named Shawn Minamoto.

An enthusiastic welcome~ May you have an absolute blast of a time here, and I look forward greatly to playing with you!

We've also currently got a CR/plotting meme up over in saveyourbrain, in case you find it prudent!

[enrages]

lovely to meet you, blue!!!

also ohmigosh, cr plotting meme wonderful, wonderful. danke danke danke, i will def hit that shit up.

[caosgo]

So basically Karkat is now an angry version of my little sister. LMFAO

Hello and welcome! I'm Enzel, and I play Castiel from Supernatural. In Locke he's an Episcopal minister named Emmanuel Hall. I hope you have fun with us!

[enrages]

pplot twist im actually your little sister











no thats a lie
i think

but yes lovely to meet you!!!

[caosgo]

I would cry if she RPed, I don't want to see that. (I would cry if she read Homestuck, actually...) Too close to home!

Haha, likewise!

[enrages]

honestly i would probably do the same if any of my siblings read homestuck and/or rp'd, younger or older.

[moarnomsplz]

KARKAT KARKAT KARKAT I LOVE HIM SO

Hi Linda, I'm ellie, and I play a Homestuck elsegame, but here I play this dude, Ax from Animorphs, a.k.a. Alex, who's starting to realize he's not a normal high-school kid. I bet Alex and his dad have sneakily ordered pizza while his mom's away, 'cause she's pretty strict about healthy food. :) Welcome to StE!

[enrages]

nice to meet you, ellie!!!!!!!!!!! dont worry, even if the pizza was a rare treat for alex and his dad, they were not saved from karson's endless bitching.

[idiotwagon]

gross

never tag me

[enrages]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hi dad
u suk

[idiotwagon]

that icon annoys me so much because i can still see my shitty lazy robohand edit

HE DOESNT HAVE A ROBOHAND NOW

BUT IM TOO LAZY TO HUNT DOWN THE ORIGINAL PIC AGAIN

AAAUUUGGHGHHHH

[idiotwagon]

ALSO HIS EYESCAR IS ON THE WRONG SIDE BECAUSE SLICK..............

[enrages]

no one cares loser

[stealinghats]

i care

(2lazy2relog)

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you are no one

[stealinghats]

you are less than no one

you are, in fact, a negative amount of people, and your presence in this conversation alone has killed a small family. good job.

so your opinion doesnt mean shit dwi

[enrages]

my opinion is heavy with the death of infants

it is superior

the ultimate opinion

[ursoreckless]

Nope, never ordered pizza in his life - too much carbs

Hello there, I'm Alec and this is not!Gackt Shou from a little movie about friendship, growing up, gangsters, and vampires AKA Moon Child. In his canon, he was a yakuza boss who was turned into a vampire. Here, he's a trust fund bby that likes dating, fast cars and avoiding any responsibility.

Welcome to the game!

[enrages]

thank you!!! and it's lovely to meet you <3

[earnedmystripes]

hi linda!!

i'm batty and i play kotetsu kaburagi from that one show about gay superheroes I MEAN tiger and bunny!!!

he's probably delivered pizza to kotetsu a lot bc he CAN'T COOK FOR THE LIFE OF HIM not even fried rice in this verse it's so sad /sheds a manly tear and been horrified by the state of his apartment. pooossibly not disappointed by tips though??? kotetsu worked min wage jobs for a couple years himself so he knows how it goes ahaha

[enrages]

nice to meet you! :) :) :) x20

also yes wonderful preCR CR. you will receive slightly less bitching than the vast majority of pizza hut's other customers.

[earnedmystripes]

hee! i added on plurk if that's okay! i'm batty_chan :D :D :D

[enrages]

bam confirmed like lighteninggggg

[seriallylucky]

So I gotta ask, as I imagine oodles of his peers have asked and taunted in the past... Kathleen?

(Answer IC or OOC, I don't care - I'm genuinely curious, but not enough to turn down a Karkatrant. Speaking of which, his whole first post has me in stitches.)

(Icon because relevant.)

[enrages]

his father was very very very drunk the day he was born. there are many mysteries involving his birth certificate. kathleen is one of them.

also excellent icon, yes yes good.

[playmisere]

yo yo yo hamsteaks represent

I think we've probably run into each other on plurk on account of having overlapping friends but HI, I'm Yubi and I just apped PM. She's a bike courier, so...

actually now that I think about it Karson has probably accidentally almost run her over at least once, if his network post is any indication

thoughts

[enrages]

he probably rolls down his window and shouts at her some too

[playmisere]

sob

kids these days

[enrages]

get outta the road or outta the gene pool, buddy

[sacrifice_everything]

KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

my favorite andlgdfkgkd

Hello I am Xep and I play Bluestar from Warrior Cats AKA Regina. Also gosh your app is cute your Karkat is cute too much cute ahhhh

Karson may or may not have seen a certain russian blue kitty wandering around the streets during work hours. Or in her owners' house when they order pizza. She also may have tried to be petted by him at least once.

[enrages]

nice to meet you zeppp!!! also wow cutie patootie cattywampus ohmigosh cat. guess what: karson has a massive soft spot for animals. which means not only has he tried petting her almost every time he sees her, but he'll probably offer treats because wow fluffy cat lemme fuckin pet ur ass.

[sacrifice_everything]

Well then he is officially the second kitty jesus after Fay. Because anyone who pets her is the best person on earth.

Also Regina now has language abilities that basically come down to understanding what humans say and nodding/shaking her head, so they may have "talked" too.

At some point she'll actually talk back but it's pretty hard for cats to get echoes. XD

[enrages]

hello cat, would you like to hear all about karson's woes? about how he is convinced he is adopted and how no one joins his school club and how delivering pizza is the dumbshittiest job ever created.

[sacrifice_everything]

Definitely sounds fun if it comes with petting. And she'll probably share her woes of not being able to speak human even though it's pretty pointless.

[enrages]

i am glad we have good catfriend cr

[sacrifice_everything]

Catfriend CR is the best type of CR.

[hollowleg]

oh my god I love karkat so much OBVIOUSLY SHIRO MUST PICK ON HIM.

HELLO I am Bat and I play Shiro Nakamura who is actually Hollow Ichigo/Zangetsu from Bleach and he likes to bake and cook and be hella manly. I AM GOING TO ADD YOU ON PLURK TOO. oh I see you like Off as well mmmmm yes good.

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aahahahah yessss nice to meet you! (off is wonderful and i'm trying to get my friend to app the batter I WILL BE SUCCESSFUL ahhrughgh)

[hollowleg]

OMG batter would be great here yes he would /wiggles!!

[angelskills]

Welcome to the game, Linda! I am Kero and I play one Colette Brunel from a game called Tales of Symphonia. She works at a tea parlor that's owned by her family and goes to LCU. ... She probably orders pizza. Who doesn't order pizza??

I'm excited to see Karkat here eee. I hope you have fun with us!!

[enrages]

nice to meet you!!!!! ahhh, yes good CR, we will have to make more. +_+

i am already having ridic sums of fun; at this point, the fun levels can only increase, which is so wonderful.