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Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] saveyourselves2013-06-15 07:00 pm

+1 tea party republican

hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.

here, his name is Karson Kathleen Valenti, or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application HERE.

and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at Pb2Ag @ AIM or superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!
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[personal profile] angelskills 2013-06-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to the game, Linda! I am Kero and I play one Colette Brunel from a game called Tales of Symphonia. She works at a tea parlor that's owned by her family and goes to LCU. ... She probably orders pizza. Who doesn't order pizza??

I'm excited to see Karkat here eee. I hope you have fun with us!!