+1 tea party republican

[enrages]

hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.

here, his name is Karson Kathleen Valenti, or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application HERE.

and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at Pb2Ag @ AIM or superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!

Comments

[testsonseashells]

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO.

Karkat Vantas.

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO.

In all seriousness, nice to meet you. I'm G-man, and I play Mordin Solus of Mass Effect fame.

[reapsthewind]

wow what a loser

[thepiisatruth]

Lovely to meet you, too!

I'm Blue, and I play zombie messenger boy Anthony from Eternal Darkness, unicorn fashion designer Rarity from My Little Pony, and mad mathematical megalomaniac Sho Minamimoto from The World Ends With You; reincarnated respectively to be at present a naïve but strait-laced high school student to whom past life's zombification is catching up, a family pet pony named Cinderella, and a gleefully underachieving delinquent named Shawn Minamoto.

An enthusiastic welcome~ May you have an absolute blast of a time here, and I look forward greatly to playing with you!

We've also currently got a CR/plotting meme up over in saveyourbrain, in case you find it prudent!

[caosgo]

So basically Karkat is now an angry version of my little sister. LMFAO

Hello and welcome! I'm Enzel, and I play Castiel from Supernatural. In Locke he's an Episcopal minister named Emmanuel Hall. I hope you have fun with us!

[moarnomsplz]

KARKAT KARKAT KARKAT I LOVE HIM SO

Hi Linda, I'm ellie, and I play a Homestuck elsegame, but here I play this dude, Ax from Animorphs, a.k.a. Alex, who's starting to realize he's not a normal high-school kid. I bet Alex and his dad have sneakily ordered pizza while his mom's away, 'cause she's pretty strict about healthy food. :) Welcome to StE!

[idiotwagon]

gross

never tag me

[ursoreckless]

Nope, never ordered pizza in his life - too much carbs

Hello there, I'm Alec and this is not!Gackt Shou from a little movie about friendship, growing up, gangsters, and vampires AKA Moon Child. In his canon, he was a yakuza boss who was turned into a vampire. Here, he's a trust fund bby that likes dating, fast cars and avoiding any responsibility.

Welcome to the game!

[earnedmystripes]

hi linda!!

i'm batty and i play kotetsu kaburagi from that one show about gay superheroes I MEAN tiger and bunny!!!

he's probably delivered pizza to kotetsu a lot bc he CAN'T COOK FOR THE LIFE OF HIM not even fried rice in this verse it's so sad /sheds a manly tear and been horrified by the state of his apartment. pooossibly not disappointed by tips though??? kotetsu worked min wage jobs for a couple years himself so he knows how it goes ahaha

[seriallylucky]

So I gotta ask, as I imagine oodles of his peers have asked and taunted in the past... Kathleen?

(Answer IC or OOC, I don't care - I'm genuinely curious, but not enough to turn down a Karkatrant. Speaking of which, his whole first post has me in stitches.)

(Icon because relevant.)

[playmisere]

yo yo yo hamsteaks represent

I think we've probably run into each other on plurk on account of having overlapping friends but HI, I'm Yubi and I just apped PM. She's a bike courier, so...

actually now that I think about it Karson has probably accidentally almost run her over at least once, if his network post is any indication

thoughts

[sacrifice_everything]

KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

my favorite andlgdfkgkd

Hello I am Xep and I play Bluestar from Warrior Cats AKA Regina. Also gosh your app is cute your Karkat is cute too much cute ahhhh

Karson may or may not have seen a certain russian blue kitty wandering around the streets during work hours. Or in her owners' house when they order pizza. She also may have tried to be petted by him at least once.

[hollowleg]

oh my god I love karkat so much OBVIOUSLY SHIRO MUST PICK ON HIM.

HELLO I am Bat and I play Shiro Nakamura who is actually Hollow Ichigo/Zangetsu from Bleach and he likes to bake and cook and be hella manly. I AM GOING TO ADD YOU ON PLURK TOO. oh I see you like Off as well mmmmm yes good.

[angelskills]

Welcome to the game, Linda! I am Kero and I play one Colette Brunel from a game called Tales of Symphonia. She works at a tea parlor that's owned by her family and goes to LCU. ... She probably orders pizza. Who doesn't order pizza??

I'm excited to see Karkat here eee. I hope you have fun with us!!