+1 tea party republican

[enrages]

hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.

here, his name is Karson Kathleen Valenti, or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application HERE.

and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at Pb2Ag @ AIM or superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!

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Well then he is officially the second kitty jesus after Fay. Because anyone who pets her is the best person on earth.

Also Regina now has language abilities that basically come down to understanding what humans say and nodding/shaking her head, so they may have "talked" too.

At some point she'll actually talk back but it's pretty hard for cats to get echoes. XD

[enrages]

hello cat, would you like to hear all about karson's woes? about how he is convinced he is adopted and how no one joins his school club and how delivering pizza is the dumbshittiest job ever created.

[sacrifice_everything]

Definitely sounds fun if it comes with petting. And she'll probably share her woes of not being able to speak human even though it's pretty pointless.

[enrages]

i am glad we have good catfriend cr

[sacrifice_everything]

Catfriend CR is the best type of CR.