+1 tea party republican

[enrages]

hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.

here, his name is Karson Kathleen Valenti, or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application HERE.

and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at Pb2Ag @ AIM or superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!

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[playmisere]

yo yo yo hamsteaks represent

I think we've probably run into each other on plurk on account of having overlapping friends but HI, I'm Yubi and I just apped PM. She's a bike courier, so...

actually now that I think about it Karson has probably accidentally almost run her over at least once, if his network post is any indication

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[enrages]

he probably rolls down his window and shouts at her some too

[playmisere]

sob

kids these days

[enrages]

get outta the road or outta the gene pool, buddy