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hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.

here, his name is Karson Kathleen Valenti, or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application HERE.

and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at Pb2Ag @ AIM or superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!

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KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

my favorite andlgdfkgkd

Hello I am Xep and I play Bluestar from Warrior Cats AKA Regina. Also gosh your app is cute your Karkat is cute too much cute ahhhh

Karson may or may not have seen a certain russian blue kitty wandering around the streets during work hours. Or in her owners' house when they order pizza. She also may have tried to be petted by him at least once.

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nice to meet you zeppp!!! also wow cutie patootie cattywampus ohmigosh cat. guess what: karson has a massive soft spot for animals. which means not only has he tried petting her almost every time he sees her, but he'll probably offer treats because wow fluffy cat lemme fuckin pet ur ass.

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Well then he is officially the second kitty jesus after Fay. Because anyone who pets her is the best person on earth.

Also Regina now has language abilities that basically come down to understanding what humans say and nodding/shaking her head, so they may have "talked" too.

At some point she'll actually talk back but it's pretty hard for cats to get echoes. XD

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hello cat, would you like to hear all about karson's woes? about how he is convinced he is adopted and how no one joins his school club and how delivering pizza is the dumbshittiest job ever created.

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Definitely sounds fun if it comes with petting. And she'll probably share her woes of not being able to speak human even though it's pretty pointless.

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i am glad we have good catfriend cr

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Catfriend CR is the best type of CR.