+1 tea party republican

[enrages]

hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.

here, his name is Karson Kathleen Valenti, or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application HERE.

and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at Pb2Ag @ AIM or superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!

Comments

[idiotwagon]

gross

never tag me

[enrages]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hi dad
u suk

[idiotwagon]

that icon annoys me so much because i can still see my shitty lazy robohand edit

HE DOESNT HAVE A ROBOHAND NOW

BUT IM TOO LAZY TO HUNT DOWN THE ORIGINAL PIC AGAIN

AAAUUUGGHGHHHH

[idiotwagon]

ALSO HIS EYESCAR IS ON THE WRONG SIDE BECAUSE SLICK..............

[enrages]

no one cares loser

[stealinghats]

i care

(2lazy2relog)

[enrages]

you are no one

[stealinghats]

you are less than no one

you are, in fact, a negative amount of people, and your presence in this conversation alone has killed a small family. good job.

so your opinion doesnt mean shit dwi

[enrages]

my opinion is heavy with the death of infants

it is superior

the ultimate opinion