+1 tea party republican

[enrages]

hello, everyone! it’s lovely to meet you! my name's linda, and i’m brand new to this cutieass game. i’ll be bringing you Karkat Vantas from homestuck. in his own world, he was a bitchy grey-skinned troll with mutant blood who hated everything that has ever existed in the history of existence.

here, his name is Karson Kathleen Valenti, or is it Carson (no one actually knows, least of all him). he’s a disgruntled high schooler who acts as a Pizza Hut delivery boy in his spare time and hates everything that has ever existed in the history of existence. if you have ordered pizza, he has probably delivered it, and he has probably bitched you out for an insufficient tip. if you want more deets, i encourage you to check out his application HERE.

and if you ever wanna plot or chat, you can come find me at Pb2Ag @ AIM or superfluously @ plurk. can’t wait to play with you all! i’m so excited!!!!!!!!

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[seriallylucky]

So I gotta ask, as I imagine oodles of his peers have asked and taunted in the past... Kathleen?

(Answer IC or OOC, I don't care - I'm genuinely curious, but not enough to turn down a Karkatrant. Speaking of which, his whole first post has me in stitches.)

(Icon because relevant.)

[enrages]

his father was very very very drunk the day he was born. there are many mysteries involving his birth certificate. kathleen is one of them.

also excellent icon, yes yes good.