Pig man coming to town

[kingofthetoybox]

Hello, hello guys. The name's Annoying Optional Boss, or AOB. From here on out, I'll be bothering all of you nice people over at StE. A little bit about myself: this is my first game in several months, so I'm kinda excited for that.

Aside from rping, I'm trying to find a job if possible over summer and if not, continue pimping out my new webcomic, CottonTale! It's set to go live at about late July, so very excited for that. Going to be my first creative/business endeavor.

But enough about me. I bring to you this little brat: Porky Minch, from the Mother series. He's that annoying neighbor kid who suddenly grew up to be tyrant. All dictators had to start somewhere, right? His reincarnated self's name, however, will be Pokey Finch, only son of a single lawyer dad.

Pokey is a little more well-adjusted than Porky was. Having a distant, but caring father helped with that. Still, he's kind of a brat and dealing with bullies while being one. He's the annoying rich kid of the block. So if anyone wants previous CR with him, I'd be happy to oblige!

Right now, after talking with Lucas-mun, it's established that Pokey is one of his bullies. Vicious cycle, that. So yes, nice to be here and nice to meet you all!

Comments

[icy_heavens]

Hello hello there, AOB! First of all: best of luck with your webcomic!

Second of all, welcome aboard! I'm Misty, playing Toushirou Hitsugaya from Bleach, who instead of a tiny shinigami captain, is a tiny sixth-grader. Who has occasional run-ins with bullies. :D

[kingofthetoybox]

Thank you! Really want to get it published via internet and cons, so we will see how that goooes.

But yees, nice to meet you, Misty! Hm, so... He's picked on is what you're saying, right? And you're saying you'd like for him to be picked on by a fat kid probably smaller than he is?

[icy_heavens]

I would love for him to get picked on. (Seriously, is Porky smaller than him? I mean, I made the kid a bit taller for the AU, but he's still on the shorter end of the scale. :P) He's a skinny thing, who's skipped a grade and doesn't always have the most agreeable attitude. If he gets picked on, he doesn't turtle; he'll throw attitude right back.

[kingofthetoybox]

It's hard to tell because of Mother proportions. I don't picture him to be THAT tall though. His width is probably deceptive enough for him to fool people.

But right, he is kind of a genius in Bleach. Nice parallel. Sounds like they'll have something of a poisonous relationship. That very well may turn worse as they get their belongings and memories back.

[icy_heavens]

Well, I upped Toushirou's height to 4'7 for this, but he probably doesn't weigh much more than 70 pounds. So no doubt that Porky at least has a big weight advantage, here. :D

Yay for poisonous relationships! Right now, his only memories are being in charge of a drunk person, some ghost knowledge, and some really stupid "city rules." He thinks that last one is especially dumb. But more serious ones will come. Eventually.

In the meantime, he's already gotten some spiffy frost powers and is one of those "creeps" who can handle a sword now. God, he's going to be so unamused to see Porky on the network. It will be beautiful.

[kingofthetoybox]

Seriously, guys. Normal people don't buy and walk around with swords. This is America; use a gun.

But seriously, hahah, those ice powers are going to give Toushirou an advantage in skill which is... well, weight probably only helps in boxing or wrestling. None of which helps much if you've been frozen today.

They will hate each other.

[ursoreckless]

Hello there, I am Alec and this is not!Gackt Sho. In his previous life, he was a yakuza boss that got turned into a vampire. In this life he's a trust fund bby and he currently works at his uncle's law firm as the glorified files clerk - ie the guy that is paid to gofer files, put files away, organize files and get lunches.

Welcome to the game!

[kingofthetoybox]

Does Gackt have a thing for vampires..? I feel like he does. or maybe it's just teenagers with a lot of angst... but oh, man, how the tables have turned.

Glad to be here!

[ursoreckless]

That he does. Moon Child- the movie Sho's from- is part of the MOON Saga which is about vampires and demons fighting through the ages. The Diablos tour was another part of his vampire tales.

[kingofthetoybox]

Huh. Was that a series of novels? I kinda feel like it might've been an adaptation. Just a hunch. Nothing important.

[ursoreckless]

He did write a couple of novels that the movie's based off of :>

[not_good_not_wicked]

Oh hey I know you.

[kingofthetoybox]

Hey! You! ... Steve, was it?

[not_good_not_wicked]

Yes. I am Steve, conqueror of worlds and devourer of souls.

[kingofthetoybox]

It's people like you that make the rest of us have to live off of leftovers for weeks on. Save some for others, why don'tcha.

[not_good_not_wicked]

No.

[kingofthetoybox]

You're such a butt.

[not_good_not_wicked]

At least I'm not short.

[gentlebrother]

guess who is not happy to see you porky :D

[kingofthetoybox]

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?

[shiromadoushi]

Hey and welcome~ I'm Fran and I play this kid from that one show about card games [aka, Yu-Gi-Oh!] who's actually three guys named Bakura all wrapped up into one somewhat unstable package.

And as part of that unstable package has anger issues and has taken a liking to Lucas... sometime in the near future I see a good chance for these two to get some negative CR/in a fight :)

[kingofthetoybox]

All these negative CR's just piling up. Nice meeting you, Fran! ... three? Was it three? I did miss that arc entirely...

oh gosh. So the alter ego business translated into anger issues. So how are they going to settle things? Card games or just skip to fist fights?

[shiromadoushi]

There's Bakura Ryou, Yami Bakura and Thief King Bakura. The last possibly being the arc you missed :)

The anger issues go along with the revenge obsessed Bakurae and the fact that his parents are deeaaaad. And this Bakura goes for the fist fights since he's not in Domino any more :) Or possibly going for the "scare the shit out of the twerp" route and summoning his giant snake monster. Whichever causes less long term damage :D

[kingofthetoybox]

It's not like parents existed in Yu-Gi-Oh anyway. Grandparents, inexplicably. But never parents.

but oh gosh. yes, please, summon the snake monster. That's not going to result in a want for retribution once Pokey gets his own stuff back.

[shiromadoushi]

Ah, but Bakura's dad existed! He had a whole 10 seconds of screen time in the anime! :D And Yuugi's mom even had a speaking line! ...which was cut from the dub, whoops :D

And can do! Lucky for Porkey/Pokey, Diabound isn't solid yet, so the only damage will be self inflicted :D because loko at that thing.

[kingofthetoybox]

... It's like catdog. except musclebound human and... snake. How does it function?

but, uh. oh, yes. Bakura does have a dad. With glowing red eyes. Spitting image of the quintessential father figure.

[shiromadoushi]

Magic.

... no really, it's a monster born out of his soul, it's about a magic as it gets :D IT ALSO EVOLVES WITH HATE.

And nope! One who looks like a very dorky Indiana Jones. Who got his son the Sennen Ring and thus unwittingly sold his kid's body to a devil. Whoops.

[kingofthetoybox]

Is it just me or was this period in the series where the creator was just really into drawing snake dicks? because I'm getting that feeling right now.

Oh yes. That's an improvement. Then he disappears into the zone where all forgotten parents go to. Goodness.

[shiromadoushi]

It gets worse.

YGO fathers all are either absentee, dead or assholes. Or a combination thereof. :)

[kingofthetoybox]

Snake dicks. I don't believe this. The author just wanted to draw dicks so this is his way of getting past the editors, right? Not that I blame him.

[shiromadoushi]

Actually at this point of the manga, he was on a morphine drip in the hospital and the editors thought he was going to die so they rushed him to finish up the series. Even HE has no idea why he drew that stuff :D

[fatherssins]

Hi AOB! :D I'm Helen with local ex-vampire Alucard Adrian from Castlevania!!

It's so rare (in my experience C:) to see a Mother rper! I'm very excited to see how you rp Porky!

Message on AIM (MigdalBavel) anytime!

[kingofthetoybox]

Gotta admit, Helen, your Alucard app made me tempted to throw in the Major from Hellsing. But hehe, I've wanted to play this guy for a while now.

You know, just a thought, but it'd be really weird to get a Soma in this rp. I mean, being the son of Dracula's one thing, but... the reincarnation of the reincarnation of Dracula. What's up with that?

[fatherssins]

Oh any sort of Castlevania castmates would be fantastic!

And yeah, I was just browsing some fanart and Soma is such an interesting character! It would be bizarre to meet his papa's second incarnation! Especially when the echoes become more frequent! I've got some fun ideas for what will happen to Adrian as he starts to understand his past / abilities!

Also I adore Hellsing's Alucard, creepy and sexy at the same time!!

[kingofthetoybox]

He'll probably have read Bram Stoker at some point while not really thinking much of it. Though I just noticed. He runs a sweets and ice cream parlor, huh? That will definitely be one place for Pokey to have blown all of his money at.

[fatherssins]

Porky will have to come in and see Adrian!! :D

I was thinking of writing an intro post with "free samples"...!

[kingofthetoybox]

Tagged it!

[moarnomsplz]

Hey AOB, I'm ellie, and I play Ax/Alex, who's a shapeshifting alien in his canon, but an utterly typical high school student so far here. Welcome!

Since Alex, like Ax, has a sort of honor thing, I can see him trying to intervene in bullying at some point, and probably failing, 'cause he's kind of a klutz. XD

[kingofthetoybox]

So far! Till he discovers he ain't human. But hey, someone's gotta stick up for the little guy. Even if it ends with wipeout. It shouldn't be THAT hard to deal with a fat little kid, though, right?

[moarnomsplz]

Oho, Pokey's littler than I thought! (Canon-blind here.) He'd probably just get/have gotten a "hey, that's not cool!" from Alex.

[chalicejoker]

Hey there! I'm Airdra, and I play Hajime Aikawa (now a Kamen Rider turned "guy who runs his family's restaurant,") Arthur Curry/Aquaman from Batman: the Brave and the Bold (now a bus driver), and Dr. Yokugawa/Dr. Maki from Kamen Rider OOO (now a psychiatrist).

For prior CR, Arthur happens to be a middle school bus driver and will have none of these bullying shenanigans on his bus, just sayin'. ;D

[kingofthetoybox]

Ohhh. Huh, so the King of Atlantis schtick came later, then. since Brave and the Bold is based on older generation Batman. But uh. Hey, Airdra! This rp is really getting to be a hot spot for Kamen Rider.

But yees, well. Pokey's been bullied around too on the bus. So I guess it's sort of a neutral zone?

[italktofish]

Not quite, he was the King of Atlantis in Brave and the Bold, too! With a musical number and everything! (And yes, there are lots of Rider characters around here and it is great. X3)

A neutral zone is best on Arthur's bus, because he will go back by the kids' homes and talk to their parents if he has to, hehe.

[happybirthdaytoyou]

AHAHAHA. Now that I'm in, does Pokey want to be a regular customer at MAGNIFICENT BAKERY?

[kingofthetoybox]

Oh, Happy Birthday everyday!