+1 Ex-Alien Mobster

[idiotwagon]

Hi hello it is Lavvy again, remember how I said you'd see more of me? Yeah.

This game is now a fine owner of one Spades Slick from everyone's favourite overly complicated webcomic, Homestuck. Once, he was a carapace alien with a big office and fancy desk, until he got exiled and decided to be a badass as fuck mobster instead. Also, cyborg parts happened. And time travel. And he shot the universe this one time.

Now, he is Jack Valenti, a hardworking asshole who is back to having a nice office and bossing people around, except at Thunder Corp (which is totally the most legit job and I can't see how this could possibly go wrong later on down the road). Karson/Karkat is his son and they are both very loud and angry people who deserve each other. His infopost is here yonder for the curious.

AIM is still blueflewqueen, plurk is still BlueFlewFedUQueen, and I have a comment on the CR meme for him right here. Can't wait to play with you guys some more o7

Comments

[enrages]

daddddddd

[idiotwagon]

sonnnnnnn

[enrages]

leaaaveeee

[idiotwagon]

okay

done

drops 5eva

[playmisere]

oh

it's you

>:I

[idiotwagon]

hey there hotstuff how about i show you a REAL package




i mean

fuck okay that one kinda made sense...

[not_good_not_wicked]

"And he shot the universe this one time."

Oh Homestuck. What would we do without you?

[idiotwagon]

I didn't even mention the part where he had furious hatemakeouts with the universe, either.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Or the part where the universe poked out his eye with a cigarette.

[dorkytracksuit]

we just keep ending up in the same games, huh ? XD