what have i done

[thorny]

Uh, well, hello there other players! My name is Len and I'm super new and also bringing you yet another Homestuck. I know, just what you wanted.

This is Rose Lalonde, formerly a very snarky little thirteen year old girl attempting to prevent all her friends from being killed by a video game. Here, she is Hikari Kurosawa, an incredibly mean-spirited Japanese teenager with a passion for gothic Lolita.

Yeah, I know. I was viciously enabled by people who may or may not have even gotten their apps in before me (good job guys) so you can blame them when they show up.

Still, I can't wait to play with you all! Rose's info post can be found under the StE tag on her journal if you're curious. I've never really played in an AU or memloss game before, so you'll have to forgive me while I find my feet.

Comments

[thorny]

hey if that's what she's into Hikari isn't going to judge

some people are just that desperate for attention that they'll even allow themselves to be ogled by old men

nothing wrong with that

(this rumor EXPLODES in the school about a week later)

[hoennmaihime]

you

you

it's nothing like that you fujoshi holy mother of fuck she's going to murder you


or at least she's going to make sure you're mugged sporadically. and your pretty clothes always end up so spoiled during it, what a strange coincidence and terrible shame

[thorny]

As if she's going to let any unwashed thug within fifteen feet of anything that isn't the business end of her murder Mary Janes.

in reality it's more likely that they'll have to compete with everyone else sent by the people she's ticked off to even try and mug her

[hoennmaihime]

yeah we'll see about that she has the best quality thugs at her father's disposal okay, so not your garden variety

maybe haruka can form a collective

[thorny]

Puh-lease. She owns and wears shoes like this, ain't no daddy's girl rent-a-goons gonna be scaring her.

the most popular club in Locke City

[hoennmaihime]

yes well

what if the hired help are wearing those shoes too???? what then huh

[thorny]

Then not only will they not be as cute as her they'll probably twist an ankle.

[hoennmaihime]

...but seriously

what the fuck is your damage you goddamn freak

did you poke a contact into your brain you seem stupid enough

[thorny]

no damage at all

merely making pleasant conversation with the student body

it's not her fault that you find something so innocuous threatening

[hoennmaihime]

how the hell do you define that as innocuous

[thorny]

There's no crime against talking about another person's lifestyle choices.

[hoennmaihime]

p. sure there's a law against slander, bitch

[thorny]

Oh, so you can't even attract the attention of middle-aged white men? My apologies, I suppose that I made a horrible assumption about your charm.

[hoennmaihime]

31 isn't middle-aged what the fuck

I'M SORRY YOU'RE TOO CLOSE MINDED TO COMPREHEND THAT GUYS AND GIRLS CAN BE JUST FRIENDS

ASSHAT.

[thorny]

Guys and girls, perhaps. But in your case, well...

[hoennmaihime]

...in my case, what?

haruka no why do you do this to yourself you're supposed to be smart

[thorny]

And then she rattles off this huge detailed list of all Haruka's physical and personality flaws in the most sugary sweet manner ever, topping it off with 'but I'm certain that there are plenty of people who find you enjoyable'.

it's not great

[hoennmaihime]

and haruka went home that day and bawled the way she hadn't since that time when she was 10 and her parents told her she was being shipped off to japan indefinitely

so can we make this happen for real

[thorny]

Oh hell yes we can.

[hoennmaihime]

fabulous

she won't mention anything about her dad but do you want to have hikari to have seen haruka and luke hanging out (they ~happen~ to get coffee from the same coffee place in the morning because haruka is a creep who would let her clingy tendencies run wild if she was any less self-aware)

because that was literally a rp dream come true

[thorny]

Sounds good to me! Hikari may hate this country and city with a passion but she's still pretty observant, so she'd definitely notice them if they're there every morning.

Just wait until we really get rolling. This is going to be the trainwreck to wreck all trains.

[hoennmaihime]

sighs happily come to my arms

you are wonderful and should feel wonderful my trainwreck buddy

oh btw we played together at sc

[thorny]

trainwreck buddiessss

my favorite kind of buddy

Haha, oh did we? No wonder you seemed familiar.

[hoennmaihime]

sigh I just realized american schools are going to be out real soon right? so we could wait until august (I don't mind) OR there could be extra credit classes (or something) during the holidays?

[thorny]

Whichever is more appealing to you, really! Hikari boards at the school year-round because haha going back home for the summer and her scholarship probably means she has to do something outrageously difficult over the break anyway.