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Hellooo, Earthlings (Earthicans?)! I'm Louise and I'm adding another Homestuck to your steadily-growing pile. I'm so sorry. Please don't hate me.

The Homestuck in question is Vriska Serket, who used to be a gray-skinned troll pirate fairy girl... thing. In her new form as Octavia Serket, she's a bratty aspiring actress with absolutely no talent whatsoever. Not that you'd know it by the size of her ego. It's even bigger than her hair. Her app is here, for the curious.

My aim and plurk are both derpriffic, and I look forward to playing with you guys!

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Oh my god I read her app and lost it at "Brecht is a meal eaten between breakfast and lunch."

MORE ACTING FACTS: Shakespeare is a British clothing brand. Oscar Wilde was the guy on the academy award trophies. ARE YOU FEELING EDUCATED YET?

Hmm yes yes I see... [furiously taking notes.]

Anyways hi I'm Eric and I think that Vriska and Marisa need to become the kind of friends who compete over everything. I don't know if you know anything about Touhou Project...?

I know literally nothing because I am an uncultured swine. I'm assuming me reading your app would be a good place to start? 8O

It'd probably be a good starting point.

Touhou Project in a nutshell:

Magical creatures forgotten by the modern world escape to the pocket dimension Gensokyo where they can live and cause trouble without worrying about cell phones and fighter jets. Humans living there have to deal with their shit.

Marisa in a nutshell:

Human magician deals with uppity monsters by way of giant lasers. She also tends to borrow stuff without asking, crash parties, make outrageous boasts, lie with gleeful abandon, and generally be a pain in the ass.

Her AU self is the daughter of a daytime TV psychic and a popular romance novelist from Texas.

Oh my god how can one planet contain both their egos this will end up being the bestworst thing

I predict many metaphorical pissing contests in their futures

SO VERY MANY

I like the idea of having some stupid high school drama mixed in to all of this serious world threatening drama. Perhaps Vriska could feel her position as the most important person in school being threatened by the New Girl from Texas after Marisa starts getting attention?

PLS, LIKE ANYONE COULD EVER HOPE TO BE MORE IMPORTANT OR COOL OR AMAZING THAN VRISKA SERKET

Meaning gosh yes perfect this will be hideous beyond compare

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