+1 Stoner clown?

[coulrage]

+1 Stoner clown.

This is Xep, AKA Regina/Bluestar-mun. Bringing you this lovely ball of feels and triggers, Gamzee Makara. Currently known as Gunther Maake.

Any non-Homestucks may want to take a cruise through his app because both Gunther and Gamzee have a lot of possible triggers in their pasts and present personalities. If anything from daddy issues to sadomasochistic murderous psychopathic clowns make you uncomfortable... yeah.

So Gunther will basically be known as that stoner that's in a local band and flirts with girls sometimes but gets really uncomfortable for no reason sometimes and pulls really stupid stunts because he has literally no sense of inhibition whatsoever. Also he used to be pretty filthy rich. He also really doesn't like cats.

Comments

[enrages]

hahhaha yessssss. hello there clownfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coulrage]

Sup my invertebrother?

[enrages]

nm doggggggg

do you want to come up with any pre-established CR or stuff?

[coulrage]

As if these two could function without knowing each other~

Some canon parallel of best-friendship-whether-or-not-Karson-actually-wants-it-with-added-snuggles-because-now-they-know-each-other-offline-and-you-can't-stop-him would be sweet. And if so it probably came with Gunther hiding out in Karson's place without asking him after he got the scars on his face.

In fact Gunther probably randomly comes over without asking a lot.

[enrages]

i'm good with being really good friends! just gotta watch out for karson's dad, because wow jack will probably be convinced that gunther will lead his precious son to drugs. DRUGS ARE BAD.

[coulrage]

Good man best dad. Because he seriously will if Karson lets him. He may respect Karson's boundaries but he's also not gonna even think of stopping him if he wants to try anything.

[enrages]

kjashdkahhhaha. karson is way too into the whole D.A.R.E DON'T DO DRUGS!!! thing, so he wouldn't. sorry dog u SMOKE ALONE....

[coulrage]

With a friend like Gunther he probably doesn't even need campaign ads to know drugs are bad.

[drama8om8]

Hissssssss I mean hello there

(no I mean hissssssss)

[coulrage]

...i didn't know we had a vriska woah

HELLO

:o)

[drama8om8]

sdkjfhsgh uh. Well, I've only been around a week or so! I'm Louise, then, gr8 to meet you etc etc 8Vc

[coulrage]

I haven't been around for that long either, and I suck at noticing stuff so =v=;;
anyway YES HI LOUISE I AM XEP LET'S BE FRIENDS

so i herd u liek fine baked goods

[happybirthdaytoyou]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR ACCEPTANCE!!!!

Hi, I'm Bii and I play this shouty weirdo, Eugene Yokugawa (formerly Kosei "Cakeboss" Kougami), who used to be the Chessmaster of Kamen Rider OOO and currently owns a bakery chain and in either incarnation IS VERY LOUD AND ENTHUSIASTIC AND FOND OF CAKE. It's lovely to see our Homestucks filling up. I may have put a Nepeta reserve in the box myself.

omfg

[coulrage]

That is beautiful omg. At this rate I might have to get into Kamen Rider.

Nepetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhnnnnngggggg our Homestucks are filling up with all my favorites I can't even >w< All we need is a Meenah and I'll probably explode.

Re: omfg

[happybirthdaytoyou]

You ought to get into Kamen Rider! It's very fun! I'm still making my way through the more recent seasons but W, OOO, and Fourze are all great in their wildly different ways and the seasons before them are supposed to be good too, I just haven't seen them yet. Basically it's Power Rangers' slightly less ridiculous old brother.

(I need to get my shit together for Nepeta.)

[coulrage]

Slightly less ridiculous as in shonen anime or slightly less ridiculous as in Battle Royale? either way I'm sold

(I bet Nep will get a really upsetting echo the moment she sees this guy.)

[happybirthdaytoyou]

As in shounen anime! Yes goooood. Good good good.

Yeah, she probably will or at least his scars anyway. (Her first echo is going to be related to Equius after she accidentally stumbles onto something similar to his musclebeast pr0n on the internet.)

[coulrage]

gfdndsgkfjhlgsj best echo //snrk

[thorny]

Aww yissss more Homestucks.

[coulrage]

Homestuuuuuuuucks!!!!!!!!

[elfstoned]

STONER YOU SAY

/RELEVANT TO DR. STRIDER'S INTERESTS

[coulrage]

strider

STRIDER

A R A G O R N

[elfstoned]

SO HOW LONG HAS GUNTHER BEEN BUYING FROM THE GOOD DOCTOR 8D

[coulrage]

Probably around a year now, starting once he moved into the city and met the doctor. Which also means Gun's probably been bringing him snacks and soda every once in a while as thanks.

The question is if Dr. Strider actually wants manhandled bags of potato chips and Faygo spiked with vodka.

[15minuteslate]

...the thought is appreciated, and he'll thank Gunther

and quietly not consume any of it

[coulrage]

Smart man. Never eat anything Gunther offers you.

[15minuteslate]

he doesn't trust it, no