Eric makes bad decisions

[these_orcs_must]

So hey, you may know me as the player of a certain obnoxious but friendly wizard. Well, I app'd another character.

Meet Robert Knox, the obnoxious but friendly wizard. He may be better known as the Unnamed War Mage from the fabulous little tower defense/action game Orcs Must Die. In his past life, he had a job defending fortresses that contained rifts to his home dimension from endless hordes of rampaging orcs, and he loved his job. In this life, he owns Bob's Lift to Win Gym, and prefers to go by Bob over Robert. In any situation that doesn't have to do with personal health and fitness, he's kind of...dumb, but he's quite good at what he does.

He's lived in Locke City all his life, and owns a business here, so I'm up for plotting pre-existing CR. Most importantly, I'm looking for his business partner. Someone who can be co-owner of the Gym who actually does the books to make sure the whole thing doesn't collapse under Robert's bad financial decisions. In a perfect world, that would be the Sorceress, AKA player 2 in Orcs Must Die 2, but I'll settle for just about anyone who is smarter than he is. That would be just about anyone else in the game.

As always, I am overbringer, and I like plotting.

Comments

[ursoreckless]

Is the gym more pron to socialites or muscly men?

[these_orcs_must]

You can probably find both, it's not a small gym.

[ursoreckless]

So if a certain bleached blond showed up regularly like to jog and do light weight training for a couple of hours every day, that would happen?

[these_orcs_must]

It could, sure.

I should probably do a write up about the gym somewhere.

[ursoreckless]

Awesome. Shou is a bit of an exercise freak.

when I say a bit, I mean he can spend a lot of time there because he wants to keep his boby fit. And since one of his echoes includes becoming much more fit due to vampire-trained reflexes, he might get a little odd at times and go beyond normal 'i've spent three hours in a gym' reflexes to 'oshi he can sense a barbell heading for his head while wearing headphones wut?'

[these_orcs_must]

Okay gym description added to info post.

Robert takes most shit in stride and isn't SUPER observant. He probably hasn't noticed much about Shou beyond his dedication to fitness. Which makes him A-OK in his book.

[ursoreckless]

WOOT!

Awesome. so maybe bonding over fitness or just a 'hey man, nice lunge there, try it with a little more power in your core next time' type of talking?

[these_orcs_must]

Very likely. Because of COURSE Bob uses his own gym all the time.

[ursoreckless]

Sounds good to me!

[these_orcs_must]

Now to make a ridiculous IC intro.