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[snakeintallgrass]

Hi, everyone! I'm Kari, I'm brand new here, and I'm going to be dragging in Yousha Hida (formerly better known as Togame the Strategian from that one weird anime with lots of talking and swords that aren't actually swords). In her past life, Yousha was a mountain of cunning and revenge and questionable philosophies that make no sense in retrospect neatly bundled into just under four feet ten inches of young lady. Naturally, her reincarnation has preserved most of that haughtiness and disconnect from reality by being a graduate student on track for a PhD in Mathematics.

HEYOOOOOO

If you need to get a hold of me, all my info's on the contact page. (To summarize: karijou and derpy angel @ aim.) I'm super stoked to be here with all of you, and I'm looking forward to seeing how this experience goes! (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

also please be gentle with yousha
she has no muscle tone whatsoever and will likely bruise if you poke her

Comments

[schild]

did you say tiny girl

with no muscles

have u... seen my muscles kari

they are quite plentiful

jk welcome I am Jan I play Reiner from Attack on Titan tho he's Ryan Brown the bara team dad to everyone else

WELCOME!!

[snakeintallgrass]

fun fact: not only does togame canonically have a thing for beefcakes, but reiner's voice actor also voiced the one person she ever truly loved. i sense echo shenanigans.

(oh my god i've stalked the FUCK out of the shingeki cast i love you all so much)

[schild]

ohhhh dear togame oh my it's a shame you missed Ryan taking his shirt off in public earlier I mean that voice and that body, gurl I'd echo too.

WE'RE ONLY GETTING BIGGER I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT

I need an icon devoted to Reiner's chest. for situations like these. Yes.

[snakeintallgrass]

as luck would have it, i have a screenshot prepared for this very occasion

[schild]

oh my god you did not

tho tbh we might have to throw one of those on him if he starts taking his shirtlessness outdoors think of the children

[snakeintallgrass]

it's okay, tavia's already going to be screaming at yousha for going pantsless on the network

ryan you have found a kindred spirit in the shamelessness front

[schild]

yousha that's not how you make friends, you gotta bake them cookies first

~*~*~all bodies are natural ain't no shame in flaunting what you got~*~*~

but when u got what ryan's got maybe you should feel negative shame because really. really.

[snakeintallgrass]

yousha ain't here to make friends, she's here to destroy the hopes and ambitions of any who would cross her in long-winded schemes that take over two decades to come to fruition before finally brutally murdering them DO MATH AND GET OTHER PEOPLE TO KICK ASS FOR HER

and speaking of flaunting, if we're having shamelessness-offs i'm just going to link something KIND OF NSFW from canon

this is how little of a fuck she gives

[schild]

oh hush, youshna. you're starting to have more in common with ryan already.

fuck clothes they only restrain your true ~*~heart~*~

fuck I can finally use these icons now that comments have collapsed I HAVE BEEN LAYING IN WAIT

[snakeintallgrass]

my strategian's eye foresees a long, beautiful, and mutually beneficial partnership

ALSO do you mind if I add you on Plurk? :O

SPOILERS I've waited so long to use these icons I don't even

[schild]

shed all your skin and join in the ironic life of a terrible person, yes

YES ABSOLUTELY DO IT