a terrible robot that everyone definitely needed

[epimethean]

Hello, friends! My name is Whit! I am BRAND NEW (maybe I know some of you?) and I am bringing you Wheatley from the Portal series. Once upon a time he was the World's Worst Beachball-Shaped Robot. Now he is the World's Worst Human. He works as a programmer/code monkey/butt monkey in that one tech firm called Prometheus, and is honestly just glad to be holding down a job for once in his life. I have prepared a helpful infographic to better explain the entity that I am unleashing upon all of you today.



I am late to the plotting post but his thread is this way, and you can read more about him in his application or his info post. I'm totally open to pre-existing CR, if a petulant, overly-emotional champion of neuroses sounds like something your character is missing from their lives.

I live on plurk at whitticus and on AIM at bestmysterious if you would like to get in touch with me, which you definitely should because I am very excited to play with you all.

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[reapsthewind]

oh man

hi I'm tealdeer I play christobel starsky who wow was also a failure in her last life but is less of a failure now wow dodged a bullet there

annd

also maya aaronson who is just cool i guess

[epimethean]

I FEEL LIKE

YOU ARE FAMILIAR TO ME

AS IF WE ONCE KNEW EACH OTHER

but even if we didn't I am so glad Wheatley can finally be among his terrible robot people.

[reapsthewind]

UH

I HAVE PLAYED IN

> Rivelata (uagh old shame)
> Cape and Cowl
> The Wake (founder, flounced badly, old drama, many welps)
> Singularity
> Distant Skies
> other places variously sometimes???????

mostly, I play smartasses of various flavors.

[reapsthewind]

OH I was VERY BRIEFLY at Ataraxion with Albert Wily but had to drop due to real life problems :\a

[epimethean]

YES THAT IS WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM MYSTERY SOLVED

[reapsthewind]

whoops here I am again playing yet another sassy mad scientist who is pretending to be nice

only this time it's actually less "pretending" and more "in this re-incarnation I got a heart of gold along with the jerk let's see how long THAT lasts"

hiiiii

she doesn't suffer fools well so ummmmmmmm yep

[epimethean]

Excellent I am so excited