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Wheatley ([personal profile] epimethean) wrote in [community profile] saveyourselves2013-09-18 08:02 pm
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a terrible robot that everyone definitely needed

Hello, friends! My name is Whit! I am BRAND NEW (maybe I know some of you?) and I am bringing you Wheatley from the Portal series. Once upon a time he was the World's Worst Beachball-Shaped Robot. Now he is the World's Worst Human. He works as a programmer/code monkey/butt monkey in that one tech firm called Prometheus, and is honestly just glad to be holding down a job for once in his life. I have prepared a helpful infographic to better explain the entity that I am unleashing upon all of you today.

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I am late to the plotting post but his thread is this way, and you can read more about him in his application or his info post. I'm totally open to pre-existing CR, if a petulant, overly-emotional champion of neuroses sounds like something your character is missing from their lives.

I live on plurk at [plurk.com profile] whitticus and on AIM at bestmysterious if you would like to get in touch with me, which you definitely should because I am very excited to play with you all.
enrages: (bitch im fabulous)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
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enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
im gonna spit in it
enrages: because dat ass is outta this world (are those space pants)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
what the fuck is this shit we are not playing monopoly here this is real life how fucking dare u
enrages: (walrus today we become assassins)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
what else were you expecting
enrages: (walrus today we become assassins)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
that's not real pizza at all