a terrible robot that everyone definitely needed

[epimethean]

Hello, friends! My name is Whit! I am BRAND NEW (maybe I know some of you?) and I am bringing you Wheatley from the Portal series. Once upon a time he was the World's Worst Beachball-Shaped Robot. Now he is the World's Worst Human. He works as a programmer/code monkey/butt monkey in that one tech firm called Prometheus, and is honestly just glad to be holding down a job for once in his life. I have prepared a helpful infographic to better explain the entity that I am unleashing upon all of you today.



I am late to the plotting post but his thread is this way, and you can read more about him in his application or his info post. I'm totally open to pre-existing CR, if a petulant, overly-emotional champion of neuroses sounds like something your character is missing from their lives.

I live on plurk at whitticus and on AIM at bestmysterious if you would like to get in touch with me, which you definitely should because I am very excited to play with you all.

Comments

[shiromadoushi]

If it were not for the fact that this Bakura has a bit better fashion sense hoodies, hoodies everywhere he could match with sweater vests just as much~ :D

So. Your guy play Magic the Gathering?

[epimethean]

He does not

will you be the one, Bakura

will you

[shiromadoushi]

He has been trying to teach EVERYONE to play. So.

Yes. Yes he will.

He'll just set down his grade school backpack and unzip it to show the stacks of cards within~

...and then set Wheatley up with an Unglued deck. Just because :D

[epimethean]

He will have no absolutely no idea what that means! You crazy American kids and your crazy card games