a terrible robot that everyone definitely needed

[epimethean]

Hello, friends! My name is Whit! I am BRAND NEW (maybe I know some of you?) and I am bringing you Wheatley from the Portal series. Once upon a time he was the World's Worst Beachball-Shaped Robot. Now he is the World's Worst Human. He works as a programmer/code monkey/butt monkey in that one tech firm called Prometheus, and is honestly just glad to be holding down a job for once in his life. I have prepared a helpful infographic to better explain the entity that I am unleashing upon all of you today.



I am late to the plotting post but his thread is this way, and you can read more about him in his application or his info post. I'm totally open to pre-existing CR, if a petulant, overly-emotional champion of neuroses sounds like something your character is missing from their lives.

I live on plurk at whitticus and on AIM at bestmysterious if you would like to get in touch with me, which you definitely should because I am very excited to play with you all.

Comments

[flamberge]

I still have yet to play Portal 2 (just the first one), but I just have to say that image is win. /gives you an internet

But hi Whit! I'm Olga and I play Kratos Aurion from Tales of Symphonia, who is now police captain Karl Aurion, who is undercover at the local high school as chem teacher Richard Locke. Hope you have lots of fun here~

[epimethean]

It is so nice to meet you! Portal 2 is a gr8 game and I highly recommend it. Let me know if you want me to steer clear of spoilers!

[flamberge]

One day, I will play it! Just need the money first sob. Spoil away~ I'm one of those weirdos who actually tends to like spoilers and they make me want to watch/play something all the more.

[epimethean]

OKAY IF YOU'RE SURE but let me know if you change your mind!

[flamberge]

POSITIVE SO NO WORRIES but thank you for being so considerate! ♥