a terrible robot that everyone definitely needed

[epimethean]

Hello, friends! My name is Whit! I am BRAND NEW (maybe I know some of you?) and I am bringing you Wheatley from the Portal series. Once upon a time he was the World's Worst Beachball-Shaped Robot. Now he is the World's Worst Human. He works as a programmer/code monkey/butt monkey in that one tech firm called Prometheus, and is honestly just glad to be holding down a job for once in his life. I have prepared a helpful infographic to better explain the entity that I am unleashing upon all of you today.



I am late to the plotting post but his thread is this way, and you can read more about him in his application or his info post. I'm totally open to pre-existing CR, if a petulant, overly-emotional champion of neuroses sounds like something your character is missing from their lives.

I live on plurk at whitticus and on AIM at bestmysterious if you would like to get in touch with me, which you definitely should because I am very excited to play with you all.

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[ursoreckless]

I see those4 plaid shirts and I raise you with questionable tight silvery pants and faux trimmed coat which is not the worse outfit this guy has worn tbh.

Anyways, hello there Whit, I'm Alec and I play this guy here - Sho from the movie Moon Child. In his past life, he was a street rat turned mob boss that got turned into a vampire. In this life, he is a trust fund baby with more time than common sense and has done a lot of different jobs but is for now, a file clerk when he remembers he is suppose to be working.

Welcome to the game!

[epimethean]

DANG you win this round.

Thank you for the welcome! I HOPE WE GET TO PLAY SOON.

[ursoreckless]

Don't hate him because he is played by Gackt pretty~

No worries there :3 Shou loves to welcome people to the club.