A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

[synonymouswithdookie]

yo dogs i heard you're all humans and you like aliens so i turned an alien into a human so he could be a human that turns into an alien. Yeah.

What is up peeps I am Ryo and I am BRAND NEW. I've still got that new car smell and everything. Being shiny and new and all I am TOTALLY CLUELESS so hey we'll see how this goes.

ANYWAY. This little asshole right HERE is ZIM from Invader Zim. Witty title I know right. Once upon a time he was a little green alien disguised as a perfectly normal human worm-baby who was hell bent on enslaving mankind and/or destroying Earth. NOW his name is Ray Zimmerman (because I'm witty) and he IS a perfectly normal human worm-baby, and y'know probably not out to destroy all humans. He IS kind of a douchebag, though, but he makes a mean latte. HERE IS HIS APP if you want to idk read his dumb history.

I'm terrible at these intro things but hey. Here is my PLURK mummifiedsalarian feel free to add me lets be buds ETC. how you doin

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[originaloddcouple]

Ryo ARE WE THE SAME, I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT EITHER EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WANNA

And... I don't even know if they like coffee, so I'll say YES.

Here's the thing with the thing. And you can see my really stupid attempt at humor when I added the antiques store AND I JUST HAD FANTASIES ABOUT PEOPLE MISTAKING IT FOR A BRIDLE SHOP OKAY

...I spent five minutes trying to come up with a pun, but I got nothing. I apologize profusely.

[synonymouswithdookie]

yes we are in fact clones

EXCELLENT THANK YOU Espresso Yourself will be the hippest coffee shop in town YO.

[originaloddcouple]

i knew it

pffff okay, I actually laughed at that. It's SO PERFECT

[synonymouswithdookie]

yes yes I am amazing.

Well no I'm pretty terrible but y'know.