A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

[synonymouswithdookie]

yo dogs i heard you're all humans and you like aliens so i turned an alien into a human so he could be a human that turns into an alien. Yeah.

What is up peeps I am Ryo and I am BRAND NEW. I've still got that new car smell and everything. Being shiny and new and all I am TOTALLY CLUELESS so hey we'll see how this goes.

ANYWAY. This little asshole right HERE is ZIM from Invader Zim. Witty title I know right. Once upon a time he was a little green alien disguised as a perfectly normal human worm-baby who was hell bent on enslaving mankind and/or destroying Earth. NOW his name is Ray Zimmerman (because I'm witty) and he IS a perfectly normal human worm-baby, and y'know probably not out to destroy all humans. He IS kind of a douchebag, though, but he makes a mean latte. HERE IS HIS APP if you want to idk read his dumb history.

I'm terrible at these intro things but hey. Here is my PLURK mummifiedsalarian feel free to add me lets be buds ETC. how you doin

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still me just too lazy to log out

[greatrage]

omg if only i had UNLIMITED TIME I really want to try it now... but also maybe Hange Zoe from AoT??? wow I don't have time though sadface...

is his tongue up his own nose

[synonymouswithdookie]

that's the one with the giant thingies that eat people right

i need to watch that

yes he is a very mature person you see.

[greatrage]

yes that's the one I am currently in all kinds of love with it

I SEE

[synonymouswithdookie]

I think my roommate's been downloading it, i will have to harass her about it

[greatrage]

do it do this thing

[synonymouswithdookie]

i will do it and it will be wonderful