Dog-catching!

[earnedmystripes]

So in this post, Kotetsu had the idea of capturing a sniffer dog to see if they could discover how/why they're able to sense numbereds

The prevailing idea at the moment seems to be Octavia (drama8om8) mind-controlling one of the handlers to drop their dog off somewhere.

SO. Things we would conceivably need for this plan:

-A "safe" drop-off location somewhere out of the way

-Someone to receive said dog and who could restrain it/take it to somewhere where science-y things can be done

-Backup in case things go terribly wrong

-People to do SCIENCE

-Distractions so people don't get suspicious about where the dog handler is randomly going by themselves and to cover their trail as they go to the drop-off point

ALSO apparently Mordin is in possession of some hellhound-blood from the Halloween party? So maybe that'd be useful somewhere in the scienceing.

I'm thinking all this would go down sometime after the drug bust plot? Once we come up with a gameplan, we can ask the mods how it would go and take it from there in putting up logs/posts ic!

EDIT: So here's what we've got so far!

-Ray and Dians are on distraction

-Octavia is mind-controlling a handler, which she needs a picture or video or something of (I'm thinking Kotetsu can most easily provide this unless another network cop wants to!)

-Shiro is receiving the dog (at some location still to be decided)

-Suzaku is providing a basement for SCIENCEing

-The Luteces are our scientists! Totally still open to more scientists tho

Comments

[synonymouswithdookie]

Ray can be a distraction somehow, he's good at making loud noises. Or whatever.

[earnedmystripes]

heheh yes good. he should like WANDER POINTEDLY PAST dog people so their dogs make a fuss and time is wasted c:

or whatever else you had in mind \o/

[synonymouswithdookie]

OOOOH I LIKE IT. And he can waste even more time arguing with cops being all "DUDE FUCK YOU I WORK FOR SHERMAN" or something.

[earnedmystripes]

yessssss perfect

[originaloddcouple]

Dians are awful at most things except distractions. They are GOOD at distracting peeps.

[earnedmystripes]

excellent! what were you thinking of having them do?

[originaloddcouple]

Well, they could run around in circles, given that's what they considered incognito.

Or they could even go up to a cop and start engaging him/her in conversation. Maybe talk about getting lunch sometime. THEY WOULD DO THIS.

[earnedmystripes]

LMFAO

oh dians never change

[hollowleg]

Shiro can take the dog! he's more than capable of restraining a beagle sized doggie. And he won't kill it... until they're done with it ;D

(and he gets the all clear)

[earnedmystripes]

awesome, Shiro will totally be on dog-pickup! And wallet pickup, bc Octavia is gonna control them into doing that and Kotetsu is casually a-ok with this u_u

probably one other person should go with him as backup too :|a

[hollowleg]

oh my god what is this about a wallet

[earnedmystripes]

http://savetheearth.dreamwidth.org/297330.html?thread=31310450#cmt31310450

^ Octavia makes terrible amazing life decisions

[hollowleg]

oh my god

[drama8om8]

DON'T YOU JUDGE HER SHIRO

A LADY HAS NEEDS

AND ONE OF THOSE NEEDS IS FOR FAT STACKS OF ILLICIT STOLEN COP CASH

[hollowleg]

I DON'T THINK COPS HAVE FAT STACKS OCTAVIA

[drama8om8]

*MIDDLING STACKS OF ILLICIT COP CASH

[hollowleg]

better.

Shiro will bring you these middling stacks

after taking maybe 80 bucks

[drama8om8]

If the sniffydog handlers are armed Tavia will be getting the one in question to dump his gun too, jsyk

She will then make a very convincing argument that she should be able to keep the gun, which will go along the lines of "BUT I WANNNTTTT IIITTTTTT" delivered at increasingly-loud volumes

[earnedmystripes]

and then kotetsu will regret all of his life choices

[throughtears]

What were you thinking in terms of the science aspect?

I can't give a biologist but the twins have likely dabbled in biophysics at some point.

[earnedmystripes]

basically if there's anything they can figure out about how the dogs are picking numbereds out. this would be subject to mod discretion obvs but yeah, anyone who'd icly be qualified to look into that kinda thing would be awesome.

[throughtears]

The twins could certainly look into the smaller details to see if anything was notably different. Primarily talking about investigating cell structures, DNA processes and how the systems communicate.

If that would be of any use.

[earnedmystripes]

that sounds fab!!

[ex_elude798]

If they need lab equipment or a place to work, Suzaku can help with that part. He won't let anybody into his godfather's lab but he'll haul its contents into a spare room as needed.

[earnedmystripes]

oooh, that sounds good :D if they have like a basement or something that might work best!

and then they can work on covering up their tracks so no one comes a'knocking on suzaku's door, ahaha

[ex_elude798]

Indeed it does. 2-3 according to the owner, in fact. Plenty to choose from which works out.

As funny as it would be to see goons try to get past security, it's quite true Suzaku'd like to avoid property damage. Will there be a subsequent post about this plan or should Suzaku hit up the post you linked to?

[earnedmystripes]

UHMMMMM i'm not sure.

there's so much stuff going on rn i might sit on it for a little while :|a;;;;;

[ex_elude798]

I get what you mean. Totally didn't expect the earthquake thing.

I'll keep an eye out then, for anything about it.

[earnedmystripes]

/o/

[testsonseashells]

did you say ~science~

i realize i'm fairly late to the party but there's that. also, he can neuroshock the dog into submission if shiro can't handle it.

as for the hellhound blood, it turned out to be completely useless. i contacted the mods and they told me that mordin would be unable to discover anything except that it has a slightly lower cell count than usual.

[earnedmystripes]

you can never be too late for ~science~

mordin can totally be shiro's backup!! and he and the luteces can work on the scienceing /o/

ALAS on the hellhound blood but good to know :|b