Snake-crashin' at Elian Price's!

[massivescale]

Hello and a heads-up to participants in the farmhouse assault meeting log dated for today (January 25th)!

The snake statues are about to enter - as warned by Sophie, there will be five of them, each one to have its own new thread in the log in which to confront it. Feel free to plan your groups and course of combat/defense to this post!

Also know that, if your character has not yet encountered animate snake statues since David Proud was captured, they are eligible to receive their plot Echo from doing so through this log.

Comments

[ursoreckless]

How about fries and a shake? No, I'm just arguing with the lord of the bugmen. He says he isn't hungry but I bet he is.

[chalicejoker]

I think at this point, he decides he's pretty much done with this evening, kind of grumpy, and kind of hungry after that fight, so then he just starts yelling at the loudspeaker that the "lord of the bugmen demands a large vanilla shake and a bacon cheeseburger."

[ursoreckless]

"I'll have a large strawberry and fries and those chicken things. No, I think he's not in a good mood for photos, maybe tomorrow?"

[chalicejoker]

"DO NOT FLASH THOSE LIGHTS AT ME, HUMAN, OR YOU WILL REGRET IT and can I get some extra mustard packets for this burger?"

[ursoreckless]

"Yell louder why don't you? Yeah, and all I have is a fifty, so just use the change to pay for the next couple of orders, okay?'

[chalicejoker]

"BUT THE HUMAN IS FLASHING ME WITH THE LIGHTS AND THE LIGHTS ANGER ME don't forget the napkins; I'm kind of a messy bug."

[ursoreckless]

"THAT'S MY EAR! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME DEAF OR SOMETHING? DO YOU WANNA GET ME MAD AND PULL THIS CAR OVER SO YOU CAN WALK HOME? Can we get any of those Skyward Sword toys even without the kid's meal? I like the one that makes the cool ziiiip zaaaap sound."

[chalicejoker]

"I JUST WANT THE FLASHING TO STOP but alright, alright...and there had BETTER not be any ketchup on that burger."

[ursoreckless]

"Mebbe you should just lay back down so the lights aren't hitting your eyes so much, okay? No ketchup and the ziiip toy and mustard and napkins? Awesome."

[chalicejoker]

"FINE. But I'm rampaging if they take my picture again."

[ursoreckless]

"You're not rampaging in my car."

[chalicejoker]

"The Lord of the Bugmen rampages wherever he wants."

[ursoreckless]

"The Lord of the Bugman can rampage any where but in my car unless he is gonna pay for the damages."

[chalicejoker]

"I will get out of the car and rampage inside the restaurant, how's that?"

[ursoreckless]

"That's fine. Besides, they're the ones flashing you with lights."

[chalicejoker]

"Then their only hope of avoiding a rampage is to present me with an adequate amount of mustard packets and napkins."

[ursoreckless]

"Don't worry; I'm pretty sure they're gonna cooperate."

[chalicejoker]

I can see them driving away with a bag full of food and a bag full of mustard packets and napkins, really...

[ursoreckless]

They probably did and the bugman lord will be the tweet of the hour from that place. just you watch.

[chalicejoker]

So many tweets about giant roaches at that restaurant, the health inspector is concerned...

[ursoreckless]

and blurry security footage that most people think is just a couple guys in costumes.