what have i done

[thorny]

Uh, well, hello there other players! My name is Len and I'm super new and also bringing you yet another Homestuck. I know, just what you wanted.

This is Rose Lalonde, formerly a very snarky little thirteen year old girl attempting to prevent all her friends from being killed by a video game. Here, she is Hikari Kurosawa, an incredibly mean-spirited Japanese teenager with a passion for gothic Lolita.

Yeah, I know. I was viciously enabled by people who may or may not have even gotten their apps in before me (good job guys) so you can blame them when they show up.

Still, I can't wait to play with you all! Rose's info post can be found under the StE tag on her journal if you're curious. I've never really played in an AU or memloss game before, so you'll have to forgive me while I find my feet.

Comments

[thorny]

Hahaha probably. I wrote it with no specific school in mind but that pretty much sounds like what she was aiming for. assuming they do boarding as well, of course

[hoennmaihime]

sorry I just

hikari will be first character in game to attend the same school as haruka this is such a momentous occasion i

i feel a little emotional i guess

THEY DO NOW.

[thorny]

This is understandable. Unfortunately those emotions will probably change really quickly since Hikari is a SUPER JUDGEMENTAL BITCH oops.

aww hell yes

[hoennmaihime]

sigh

Haruka isn't exactly the warmest of people this time around I DON'T THINK THIS WILL GO SO WELL

[thorny]

I think you mean THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT

Hikari's really easy to notice too, at school she moves around in a pack with the other Japanese scholarship girls and makes snide comments in Japanese about everything.

[hoennmaihime]

oh yeah this is definitely going to go. tremendously.

she can understand you, you know don't let her stupid blue eyes and light brown hair fool you she is a proud japanese girl

[thorny]

She supposes that every country has to have a few genetic lottery losers. Hikari will subsequently apologize, look really sorry for five seconds, and then keep saying the exact same shit but louder and more specific to Haruka and her friends.

[hoennmaihime]

scream

scream


...except friends what friends

she doesn't want to hang out with the children here

and that's why her only friend is a white guy twice her age and even that's debatable

[thorny]

hey if that's what she's into Hikari isn't going to judge

some people are just that desperate for attention that they'll even allow themselves to be ogled by old men

nothing wrong with that

(this rumor EXPLODES in the school about a week later)

[hoennmaihime]

you

you

it's nothing like that you fujoshi holy mother of fuck she's going to murder you


or at least she's going to make sure you're mugged sporadically. and your pretty clothes always end up so spoiled during it, what a strange coincidence and terrible shame

[thorny]

As if she's going to let any unwashed thug within fifteen feet of anything that isn't the business end of her murder Mary Janes.

in reality it's more likely that they'll have to compete with everyone else sent by the people she's ticked off to even try and mug her

[hoennmaihime]

yeah we'll see about that she has the best quality thugs at her father's disposal okay, so not your garden variety

maybe haruka can form a collective

[thorny]

Puh-lease. She owns and wears shoes like this, ain't no daddy's girl rent-a-goons gonna be scaring her.

the most popular club in Locke City

[hoennmaihime]

yes well

what if the hired help are wearing those shoes too???? what then huh

[thorny]

Then not only will they not be as cute as her they'll probably twist an ankle.

[hoennmaihime]

...but seriously

what the fuck is your damage you goddamn freak

did you poke a contact into your brain you seem stupid enough

[thorny]

no damage at all

merely making pleasant conversation with the student body

it's not her fault that you find something so innocuous threatening

[hoennmaihime]

how the hell do you define that as innocuous

[thorny]

There's no crime against talking about another person's lifestyle choices.

[hoennmaihime]

p. sure there's a law against slander, bitch

[thorny]

Oh, so you can't even attract the attention of middle-aged white men? My apologies, I suppose that I made a horrible assumption about your charm.

[hoennmaihime]

31 isn't middle-aged what the fuck

I'M SORRY YOU'RE TOO CLOSE MINDED TO COMPREHEND THAT GUYS AND GIRLS CAN BE JUST FRIENDS

ASSHAT.

[thorny]

Guys and girls, perhaps. But in your case, well...

[hoennmaihime]

...in my case, what?

haruka no why do you do this to yourself you're supposed to be smart

[thorny]

And then she rattles off this huge detailed list of all Haruka's physical and personality flaws in the most sugary sweet manner ever, topping it off with 'but I'm certain that there are plenty of people who find you enjoyable'.

it's not great