Fresh meat in the house.

[playerspooker]

Howdy-do there, folks - I am Wingus, and I bring to your game one self-proclaimed beautiful genius sorceress, Lina Inverse, of the anime Slayers. She's a short little firecracker with a lot of berserk buttons and a hair-trigger temper that's notorious for her tendency to throw around a lot of highly-destructive magic at things that make her angry.

However, in this world she is Linda Ortiz, a freshman college student studying history and archaeology with a fixation on fantasy stories in her free time. If your characters have geeky inclinations, they may know her, or have heard of her reputation as a rather cutthroat game master down at the comic shop/game store.

I'm over on Plurk at wingus if folks are up for adding, and I'm looking forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[amberhearted]

I may have unleashed an undignified noise when I saw Lina.

Hi Wingus! I'm Mini, player of Alex who is a nightshift paramedic for LCU's teaching hospital and happens to be slowly (re)turning into a vampire. IIiiii also was the Filia with a brief stint at Animus OTL I still feel bad about dropping without informing you, sorry sorry.

Anyway, super excited to see Lina wreck the place grace the network with her presence!!

[playerspooker]

Holy crap, I thought you vanished off the face of the internet! Hell of a pleasant surprise to find you again. :D

[enrages]

welcome to the game!!!! i'm linda (ahahaha), and i play karkat vantas from homestuck, who is now a disgruntled pizza hut delivery boy named karson. can't wait to play with you!

[playerspooker]

Hallo!

Man, I bet these two could have some damn good arguments. Just how cranky would he get over a lack of a tip?

[enrages]

there are no words in the english language that exist to express 1) the amount of bitching linda would receive, or 2) the level of karson's irritation. i would have to take every single fucking word for "hate" in every language ever uttered, and like some strange german frakenstein monster, i would have to combine them into one ueber word. that's the only way to express how cranky he would get...........




:)

[playerspooker]

And then she goes coy and makes a crack about if she was supposed to pay a tip, it would've been part of the actual cost, and slams the door on him.

And then next time she orders, things are more expensive because she accidentally gave them an idea, whoops.

[enrages]

schrödinger's spit--- the delivery boy may or may not have spit on your pizza. you will only know when you open the box. until you look at the pizza, it will be simultaneously be both spat upon and not spat upon.

[playerspooker]

Of course, you realize, this means war. One does not defile the food of a hungry college student and simply get away with it.

[enrages]

justice is defined as giving each their due

[playerspooker]

Karson are you really going to go into a ridiculous spiel over justice, 'cause that might set off an echo.

[enrages]

oh god he might. he might.

[scramasax]

Ahh hello t'you and welcome~!

I'm Blue, player of Anthony from Eternal Darkness, zombie Holy Roman Empire messenger boy now also-somewhat-zombie possibly-former high school student; Rarity from My Little Pony, unicorn seamstress reincarnated as pet pony Cinderella; and Sho Minamimoto from The World Ends With You, mathpunning maniac and would-be overthrower of a god, reincarnated as less-malignantly smug gleeful punk Shawn Minamoto.

Linda does look like she ought to be fun~ May you have a blast playing her here!

[playerspooker]

Thankee kindly! o/ (Some day I need to get my hands on a copy of ED and try playing it again.)

[iaijutsu]

/chinhands

This is gonna be a beautiful trainwreck.

[playerspooker]

oh hai dere :D

[fatherssins]

Hiya Wingus! I'm Helen, local Alucard / Adrian from Castlevania Symphony of the Night player!

I love Lina, she's so damn cute!! Excited to see you play her!

Welcome to the game!

[playerspooker]

Many thanks, and glad to be here! Lina's been a favorite of mine for a while now, ahah.

[ursoreckless]

Hello there, I'm Alec and I play this guy here - Shou from Moon Child. In his previous life, he was a street rat that became a mob boss then was turned into a vampire. In this life he's a trust fund bby that likes fast cars, dating, and not being responsible.

Welcome to the game!

[playerspooker]

Ah, the high life - something Lina's often dreamed of, but has been determined to work to get it.

Thanks!

[ursoreckless]

XD Shou hasn't really found what he wants to do with himself so is just living off his trust fund and bumming around.

Too bad that when he gets his memories back he'll have a whole load of other problems to deal with.

[reapsthewind]

SOMEDAY LINA I'LL BRING PUN-PUN TO YOUR FILTHY GAME

THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY

[reapsthewind]

http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19869366/The_most_powerful_character._EVER. <= pun pun for reference

(i would never do this irl)

(but chris might)

(and get thrown out of the game)

[playerspooker]

...yeah at that point Lina will want to throw Chris out of the store.

[moarnomsplz]

Hey there! I'm ellie, and I play this kid, Ax from Animorphs, a.k.a. Alex. He's a geek, so he'll probably have heard of Linda and be slightly in awe of her. :D

Welcome to the game!

[playerspooker]

Awesome. Not familiar with the canon proper, but I've always loved bouncing off of Animorphs characters in my time RPing. Yes awe is good please keep feeding her massive ego.

[shiromadoushi]

Oh heck yes~

I am Fran (who is currently in the hiatus of the netless wheee) and I play this nerdo here who's actually 3 guys named Bakura from that one show all about card games (aka Yu-Gi-Oh!) all wrapped up into one unstable package. Who is still a mega RPG loving nerd so the instant he finds out someone's running D&D at the store he'll wonder how he missed this until now and be aaaaaall over that.

I also play Siegfried (aka, Mytho from Princess Tutu.)

[playerspooker]

Oh goody. :D Alas, I never got far enough into YGO to really know much about Bakura, but more people interested in Linda's game-running is always good in my book. o/

[shiromadoushi]

The important part to know for this guy here is that he's a giant nerd who loves games and the occult and gets in to big trouble when the two combine. :) The other two Bakurae are revenge obsessed cackling maniacs. It make for a fun combo!

[not_good_not_wicked]

How did I miss this post YAY SLAYERS! YAY WINGUS!

Now we can double tech Dragon Slave and Master Spark and seriously wreck some shit.