saveyourselves | Fresh meat in the house.

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Fresh meat in the house.

Howdy-do there, folks - I am Wingus, and I bring to your game one self-proclaimed beautiful genius sorceress, Lina Inverse, of the anime Slayers. She's a short little firecracker with a lot of berserk buttons and a hair-trigger temper that's notorious for her tendency to throw around a lot of highly-destructive magic at things that make her angry.

However, in this world she is Linda Ortiz, a freshman college student studying history and archaeology with a fixation on fantasy stories in her free time. If your characters have geeky inclinations, they may know her, or have heard of her reputation as a rather cutthroat game master down at the comic shop/game store.

I'm over on Plurk at

wingus if folks are up for adding, and I'm looking forward to playing with you all!

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there are no words in the english language that exist to express 1) the amount of bitching linda would receive, or 2) the level of karson's irritation. i would have to take every single fucking word for "hate" in every language ever uttered, and like some strange german frakenstein monster, i would have to combine them into one ueber word. that's the only way to express how cranky he would get...........

:)

And then she goes coy and makes a crack about if she was supposed to pay a tip, it would've been part of the actual cost, and slams the door on him.

~~And then next time she orders, things are more expensive because she accidentally gave them an idea, whoops.~~

schrödinger's spit--- the delivery boy may or may not have spit on your pizza. you will only know when you open the box. until you look at the pizza, it will be simultaneously be both spat upon and not spat upon.