at the juice joint i get whiskey and gin

[vetala]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. man I don't really know how to do these anymore? okay let's see...

I'm Surge. I'm playing Kanaya Maryam. She's from Homestuck. Pretty nice webcomic-thing. She used to be a badass alien fashionista vampire who didn't afraid of nothing, was altruistic to the point of it probably being some kind of dependency, and eventually learned that whoops she cannot be a complete ice queen at all times in the face of dumb fucking people doing dumb fucking shit. And also murder.

Now she's a slightly less badass teenage hottie whose main hobby consists of touching gross bugs and tenderly raising carnivorous plant life. She has little patience for being treated like shit, is an effective communicator, and works as a barista. Coffee Shop AUs are her least favorite fanfiction genre in the world.

You can get me on surgeprisingly or HPlus Future (AIM). There are some other contact things on the Contact thing but those are the main two.

Comments

[enrages]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

[vetala]

touches face gently

[moarnomsplz]

Ooooh, Kanaya. :D

Hey Surge, I'm ellie, and this kid is Ax from Animorphs, who's called Alex here. Welcome to the game!

[enrages]

/facerubs all over u

[scramasax]

Ooh a Kanaya indeed~!

'Lo and welcome to you!

I'm Blue, player of Anthony from the video game Eternal Darkness here, zombified messenger boy to Charlemagne, now zombifying well-bred and strait-laced high-schooler; and Rarity from My Little Pony, unicorn fashionista reborn into the life of a family pet pony named Cinderella.

Lovely to have you, and may you have a swell time with us!

[iustitia]

SURGE

SURGE!!!!!

[iustitia]

Coffee Shop AUs are her least favorite fanfiction genre in the world.

human kanaya already confirmed for best AU

[vetala]

Ax's species is literally all I know about animorphs. Kids turn into animals and there are alien centaurs.

Nice to meet you, ellie!

[vetala]

Coffee Shop AUs are like Retail AUs, except those don't actually exist because it's a widely known fact that working retail is so goddamn pressing and I don't understand why anyone would think working at a starbucks would be any better because it's like retail except you fiddle around with a billion machines that can probably give you 3rd degree burns if you fuck up.

[vetala]

She has a blog and it's just filled with things like that

[vetala]

Yessss indeeeed~

I have yet to play Eternal Darkness, but if it's on PC I'll probably get around to it. I HAVE however, watched S1 of MLP, so I'm not totally blind on that. is she like a big pony or one of those wee tiny ones like the size of a dog

[vetala]

Karson finally has a biker to swerve close to in his car and actually feel bad about it

[vetala]

wow this was not the right icon at all

[iustitia]

ooh ms miriam ooh

[vetala]

LAYDEEZ ;D ;D ;D

[enrages]

FUCCCCCKKK YOOO-- wait wait shit shit sorry bro

[counterclock]

GOD YOU'RE SEXY.

[vetala]

ahhh ahhh nooooo get out

[vetala]

too late now she's in your car and the bike is awkwardly crammed in the back and now they're going to coldstone

[counterclock]

nope never you are simply TOO SEXY

when it comes to hot i am afraid you are simply THE BEST

[enrages]

ice cream is always acceptable

[drama8om8]

But everyone knows that coffee shop AUs are

...

hot BBBB|

 

because coffee is like
hot
temperature-wise
and

I should go

[ursoreckless]

Hello Surge and welcome to the game! I'm Alec and I play this guy - Sho from the movie Moon Child. In his original life, he was a street rat that became a mob boss and later was turned into a vampire. In this life he is a trust fund bby that likes dating, fast cars, and not being responsible at all. He also loves his coffee.

[vetala]

you made an effort and that's what matters

/pat pat

[vetala]

noooooooo

[vetala]

Moon Child actually sounds like exactly the type of movie I would watch, now that I'm reading about it. Maybe later on today, even!

love? The New Order Every Day love or the I want the same Soy No-Whip Caramel Crunch Frapp For The Rest Of Forever sort?

[ursoreckless]

It can be campy since half the cast are just musicians but still I enjoyed it.

Since Sho is based off of Gackt - he not only is the actor but he also wrote the part - it's a 'this coffee is so good I have to take pictures and post them on my blog look a bunny on this cup oh and I think this person is still learning but mm so good'. He doesn't do fake soy crap it ruins the flavors.

[fatherssins]

Hallo Surge! Welcome to the game!!

I'm Helen, local weirdie and Alucard (Castlevania Symphony of the Night) rper! I added you on Plurk so find me there for plotting and chatting~!

[15minuteslate]

Hey hey hey so

does she work at one of those indie coffee shops or is she a Starbucks barista

because Mamoru here is a Starbucks kid, and having them know each other would be p. sweet, if you're up for it?

[vetala]

I left it pretty intentionally vague since I wasn't sure just what kind of hipster-y coffee shop I wanted her working at, but I am totally up for some doofy CR right off the bat! You've already got my contact stuff it you wanna hash it out c:

[vetala]

I WAS WONDERING WHICH ALUCARD IT WAS....
I know like 2

AND YES I will find you on the plurks thank you for adding me!

[destinedforrock]

Ahh, sadly it's a GC exclusive but ah course therefore works on Wii as well, not that that's an immense help. XD Though I s'pose with a bit of looking a version of anything can be yoinked for the PC. I have to admit that without my old copy on hand I sneak over to Let's Plays. Mind you there are ones for it that are quite good, unless you're not partial to LPs. Either way I'd definitely encourage a peek at it in some fashion!

And Cinderarity is a small horse rather than a teeny-tiny horse, I say, should that be adequately descriptive!

[vetala]

I sat through Tron sober, so I am a master at handling camp things. I'll probably finagle it out of the internets after work tomorrow.

Hope he likes venus flytraps drawn in his cups

[ursoreckless]

Oh it's easy to find :3 there's a couple places on the you of tube and dramacrazy and maybe a couple spots besides those.

He'll probably laugh after doing a moment of 'what is this?'

[vetala]

This sounds like it could be the beginning of them maybe talking outside "what would you like" and "what size do you want".

[ursoreckless]

It certainly will happen. Despite being a total party boy, he is rather nice, considerate and has answers for everything while trying to be the opposite of a nice guy with a huge heart.