at the juice joint i get whiskey and gin

[vetala]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. man I don't really know how to do these anymore? okay let's see...

I'm Surge. I'm playing Kanaya Maryam. She's from Homestuck. Pretty nice webcomic-thing. She used to be a badass alien fashionista vampire who didn't afraid of nothing, was altruistic to the point of it probably being some kind of dependency, and eventually learned that whoops she cannot be a complete ice queen at all times in the face of dumb fucking people doing dumb fucking shit. And also murder.

Now she's a slightly less badass teenage hottie whose main hobby consists of touching gross bugs and tenderly raising carnivorous plant life. She has little patience for being treated like shit, is an effective communicator, and works as a barista. Coffee Shop AUs are her least favorite fanfiction genre in the world.

You can get me on surgeprisingly or HPlus Future (AIM). There are some other contact things on the Contact thing but those are the main two.

Comments

[enrages]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

[moarnomsplz]

Ooooh, Kanaya. :D

Hey Surge, I'm ellie, and this kid is Ax from Animorphs, who's called Alex here. Welcome to the game!

[scramasax]

Ooh a Kanaya indeed~!

'Lo and welcome to you!

I'm Blue, player of Anthony from the video game Eternal Darkness here, zombified messenger boy to Charlemagne, now zombifying well-bred and strait-laced high-schooler; and Rarity from My Little Pony, unicorn fashionista reborn into the life of a family pet pony named Cinderella.

Lovely to have you, and may you have a swell time with us!

[iustitia]

SURGE

SURGE!!!!!

[counterclock]

GOD YOU'RE SEXY.

[drama8om8]

But everyone knows that coffee shop AUs are

...

hot BBBB|

 

because coffee is like
hot
temperature-wise
and

I should go

[ursoreckless]

Hello Surge and welcome to the game! I'm Alec and I play this guy - Sho from the movie Moon Child. In his original life, he was a street rat that became a mob boss and later was turned into a vampire. In this life he is a trust fund bby that likes dating, fast cars, and not being responsible at all. He also loves his coffee.

[fatherssins]

Hallo Surge! Welcome to the game!!

I'm Helen, local weirdie and Alucard (Castlevania Symphony of the Night) rper! I added you on Plurk so find me there for plotting and chatting~!

[15minuteslate]

Hey hey hey so

does she work at one of those indie coffee shops or is she a Starbucks barista

because Mamoru here is a Starbucks kid, and having them know each other would be p. sweet, if you're up for it?