at the juice joint i get whiskey and gin

[vetala]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. man I don't really know how to do these anymore? okay let's see...

I'm Surge. I'm playing Kanaya Maryam. She's from Homestuck. Pretty nice webcomic-thing. She used to be a badass alien fashionista vampire who didn't afraid of nothing, was altruistic to the point of it probably being some kind of dependency, and eventually learned that whoops she cannot be a complete ice queen at all times in the face of dumb fucking people doing dumb fucking shit. And also murder.

Now she's a slightly less badass teenage hottie whose main hobby consists of touching gross bugs and tenderly raising carnivorous plant life. She has little patience for being treated like shit, is an effective communicator, and works as a barista. Coffee Shop AUs are her least favorite fanfiction genre in the world.

You can get me on surgeprisingly or HPlus Future (AIM). There are some other contact things on the Contact thing but those are the main two.

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[iustitia]

SURGE

SURGE!!!!!

[iustitia]

Coffee Shop AUs are her least favorite fanfiction genre in the world.

human kanaya already confirmed for best AU

[vetala]

Coffee Shop AUs are like Retail AUs, except those don't actually exist because it's a widely known fact that working retail is so goddamn pressing and I don't understand why anyone would think working at a starbucks would be any better because it's like retail except you fiddle around with a billion machines that can probably give you 3rd degree burns if you fuck up.

[vetala]

She has a blog and it's just filled with things like that

[iustitia]

ooh ms miriam ooh

[vetala]

LAYDEEZ ;D ;D ;D