thank god they get new names here--aragorn II elessar telcontar is a ridiculous mouthful

[elfstoned]

Hi guys! I'm Krystal, and I'll be playing Aragorn from J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings.

Only here his name is Dr. Aaron Strider, long-lost heir of nothing in particular. He's an ex-Army doc who left the military as soon as he'd paid his medschool debt, traveled around for a while, then came to this city and opened up the LSR Clinic by the Dead District. It's pretty sketchy, since he mainly treats people without insurance/who couldn't pay for anything better. Strider does damn good work, even if it's not as well-supplied as he'd like it to be. Basically it's a charity, but he's had a hard time finding people to donate to it, so he sells weed on the side to cover supplies/operating costs. Hence his username. Yes, of course I take my characters seriously.

He's not nearly as creepy as he seems, I promise.

Anyway! I'm very excited to be here! Please do friend me on Plurk at spartabitch because I would love to chat/plot with all of you! And if you think your character would know Aaron, whether from the army or association with the city's poor, I'm 100% up for hashing out shared backstory.

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[reapsthewind]

hey i kno u

hippy

[elfstoned]

says the one who wasn't in the military

[reapsthewind]

HEY FUCK YOU I ONLY DIDN'T GET IN BECAUSE MY EYESIGHT USED TO BE SHIT

...

AND I SPAT ON THE INTERVIEWERS SHOES


[i]MINOR DETAILS[/i]

[elfstoned]

sounds like someone needs to calm down

you know I have something for that

[reapsthewind]

ew no




i tried it once in undergrad and ended up yelling at everyone from the floor about how spiritualism is bullshit and they were all bullshit and i deserved to be king of the world

then i crawled under the table and declared it my palace




never again

[elfstoned]

have you tried anything more...clinical

a less unofficial antidepressant

[reapsthewind]

no why

[elfstoned]

...no reason

I only wish I were more surprised

[reapsthewind]

are you diagnosing me


you're a field doctor not a psychologist

[elfstoned]

not at all

I'm merely suggesting that you consider seeing one

i can't even what is happen

[reapsthewind]

well






you're not my real dad

it's one in the morning and we are ridiculous

[elfstoned]

now if I were a psychologist I would ask about that right there

were there problems with your father

[reapsthewind]

not




really


but sometimes i have these echoes about this one asshole and boy howdy do i wish i'd killed him

[elfstoned]

...welp

I'm definitely not qualified to handle this