Snake-crashin' at Elian Price's!

[massivescale]

Hello and a heads-up to participants in the farmhouse assault meeting log dated for today (January 25th)!

The snake statues are about to enter - as warned by Sophie, there will be five of them, each one to have its own new thread in the log in which to confront it. Feel free to plan your groups and course of combat/defense to this post!

Also know that, if your character has not yet encountered animate snake statues since David Proud was captured, they are eligible to receive their plot Echo from doing so through this log.

Comments

[chalicejoker]

Bugman's going to need to be dragged somewhere; he's got a hurt leg after tangling with that snake.

[ursoreckless]

Well then Shou can drag him. Prepare to hear a lot of curses about big heavy bugmen

[chalicejoker]

He will point out that he'd turn back into a human but he's kind of worried about how these injuries are going to transition over, thank you...do you want the added layer of difficulty of Shou smuggling a bugman home to recuperate, at least until his leg's healed enough that he can hobble out on crutches as a normal dude?

[ursoreckless]

Pffffft Shou would just laugh about the whole thing and sure! He can do that.

[chalicejoker]

Haha, awesome, then. :3

[ursoreckless]

I dunno if I will hit up the log until later this week though so it can be handwaved. I pretty much have Shou coming in at the last minute just to pick people up and take them home seriously.

[chalicejoker]

Handwaving works! Shou can basically be the best rescue taxi ever. He needs a bugman in the back seat bitching about the color of the car, right?

[ursoreckless]

Sparkling orange taxi and bugman in the backseat complaining that the car sparkles - sounds like a good time!

[chalicejoker]

I almost want them to try stopping at a drive-thru or something just for the comedy factor, but that would be highly irresponsible and only make Hajime complain more.

[ursoreckless]

.........like shou needs a reason to not be irresponsible.

[chalicejoker]

But the people in the drive-thru would see him, Shou, which clearly makes this even more irresponsible... ;D

[ursoreckless]

it sounds like a great plan!

i'm hungry want a burger?

[chalicejoker]

No I don't want a burger, I can't transform back because I'll probably mess up my leg

Yes. Yes, Shou should so go get burgers with a giant angry bug in the back seat.

[ursoreckless]

How about fries and a shake? No, I'm just arguing with the lord of the bugmen. He says he isn't hungry but I bet he is.

[chalicejoker]

I think at this point, he decides he's pretty much done with this evening, kind of grumpy, and kind of hungry after that fight, so then he just starts yelling at the loudspeaker that the "lord of the bugmen demands a large vanilla shake and a bacon cheeseburger."

[ursoreckless]

"I'll have a large strawberry and fries and those chicken things. No, I think he's not in a good mood for photos, maybe tomorrow?"

[chalicejoker]

"DO NOT FLASH THOSE LIGHTS AT ME, HUMAN, OR YOU WILL REGRET IT and can I get some extra mustard packets for this burger?"

[ursoreckless]

"Yell louder why don't you? Yeah, and all I have is a fifty, so just use the change to pay for the next couple of orders, okay?'

[chalicejoker]

"BUT THE HUMAN IS FLASHING ME WITH THE LIGHTS AND THE LIGHTS ANGER ME don't forget the napkins; I'm kind of a messy bug."

[ursoreckless]

"THAT'S MY EAR! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME DEAF OR SOMETHING? DO YOU WANNA GET ME MAD AND PULL THIS CAR OVER SO YOU CAN WALK HOME? Can we get any of those Skyward Sword toys even without the kid's meal? I like the one that makes the cool ziiiip zaaaap sound."

[chalicejoker]

"I JUST WANT THE FLASHING TO STOP but alright, alright...and there had BETTER not be any ketchup on that burger."

[ursoreckless]

"Mebbe you should just lay back down so the lights aren't hitting your eyes so much, okay? No ketchup and the ziiip toy and mustard and napkins? Awesome."

[chalicejoker]

"FINE. But I'm rampaging if they take my picture again."

[ursoreckless]

"You're not rampaging in my car."

[chalicejoker]

"The Lord of the Bugmen rampages wherever he wants."