HELLO. IT IS I, YOUR FEARLESS LEADER.

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Evening, all you fine folks at this brand spanking new game. I'm Liv, and I've brought you not your first, nay, but your second sparkly zombie vampire werewolf quasi-historical samurai. His name is Toshizou Hijikata, although his reincarnation is named Toshirou Katase.

Please don't call him Toshi, because he will punch you in the teeth.

He's a 25 year old high school dropout who runs an inter-city shipping company. He'll deliver anything from furniture to groceries to medical supplies to live animals to boxes of things you're trying to get to your dorm room without your parents seeing.

You know what things.

He's surly, he chain smokes, and he swears in ways that would make a sailor blush. Deep down he's a good guy, though, and if you do right by him he'll have your back when push comes to shove.

In spite of dropping out in the 10th grade, he actually largely regrets not being able to finish his education and whenever he's got some time off he can usually be found in the back of the local library.

If anyone fancies some shogi or chess, bring a case of beer and he's on board. :')

Anyway! I'm super looking forward to meeting you all and playing with everyone! Hit me up in PMs or at undecipher!

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...WELL I WAS REFERRING TO PORN AND NOT THE BLACK MARKET but I guess if you paid him enough and it wasn't human trafficking or organs or illegal weapons Toshi might turn his head the other way.

What can Toshirou do for you, Mr. Mass?

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EXCUSE YOU CAPTAIN MASS IS PURE AND WHOLESOME and would never indulge in such things. But if you can fuel his totally not a drug addiction he can stop anytime he wants we're golden. don't worry he already has his dudes on the side for illegal weapons

the better question is what can't you do for me

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Oh you'll find there's very little Toshi can't do for a man, Captain.

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why can't I hold

all this me gusta

(on a side note I am unfamiliar with your canon but its art is ridiculously pretty and I am considering checking it out for this reason alone not shallow at all nope)

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Because that's how Hijikata motherfuckin' Toshizou rolls.

And if you like horrifying angst, bloodshed, tears, and unmitigated misery, THEN CONGRATULATIONS, Hakuouki is the canon for you! It is both a PSP game and an anime. The anime is more readily accessible and fairly short, but the game is so worth it if you have the time/are into visual novels.

I'm about to get this journal a bit of paid time and redo his icons so very shortly there will be even more eye candy to pitch this canon at you.

I also come equipped with infographics and gifsets.

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I am interested in said pitch already, like your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your fabulously sparkly newsletter, Mr. Werepire Zombie Thing. I will collect this harem cr like pokemon and there is nothing you can do about it

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CATCH THEM ALL no seriously do it. :'D Just wait until Souji gets here.

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(Also I swear every last member of Toshi's harem is equally painfully attractive. If that helps. Saitou come here.)

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YES SIR.

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are you trying to seduce me mr. saitou

why did I look on your profile why

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...WTF SAM THAT'S YOUR PROFILE???

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TO BE FAIR, I MADE THAT HIS PROFILE WHEN I WAS MOSTLY JUST PLAYING HIM IN AMAT?

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...I want one too Sam. Make me one. Look at these eyes.

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You want one generally as in "photoshopped ASW remix in a similar style," or as in "ASW remix that also involves horrible sex jokes?"

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HORRIBLE SEX JOKES OF COURSE.

...or I guess just plain old life-ruining horrible is okay.

...

I trust your judgement as a beautiful perfect flawless human being Sam.

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:D?

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PERFECTION. /STEALS

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AND JUST LOOK AT THESE FLAWLESS LEGS.

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I approve.

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This will be every post as delivered by the Hakuouki cast. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.

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